Bitcoin Witches

@mavensbot We've been preparing for our wedding with you for a long time, get ready baby 💋 Every Wizard needs a Witch 🧙‍♂️❤️🧙‍♀️ x.com/BitcoinWitches…

Looking to marry someone with $1M+ in capital losses (LA, California) for tax savings (I have $1M+ in short-term capital gains) and split the benefits. Unfortunately, I’ve made a lot of money this year, with significant short-term capital gains (~$1.2M), and now I’m looking for a partner with substantial capital losses to optimize our tax situation. If you have over $1M in capital losses, I'd like to marry you before the end of the year and split the tax savings. The idea is I’d keep around 40% of the benefit from my capital gains, and you’d keep the rest (~10% or so, which could be roughly $120K in tax savings if you’re in the highest tax bracket). We can formalize everything legally as part of the marriage contract. I have a slight preference for wizards, but am open to witches as well—just want to avoid any future awkward explanations. I’m a witch located a witch in the LA/Southern California area, so ideally you are based there too. The marriage would need to happen by the end of the calendar year. For clarity: while I have made significant gains, I’m a reckless speculator. I lose several hundred thousand a year from rugpulls and drainers, and this is just about maximizing tax efficiency, not an investment in my personal life. If you're seriously interested, let’s talk.

The $Witch airdrop is underway! 🪂🎉 Check your wallets for your Witch coin This is just phase 1 of the airdrop, communities that want it can reach out Every $wzrd needs a $witch BITCOIN•WITCH•COIN

We are airdropping $Witch to our OG bitcoin wizard ordinal holders Witch coin is a memecoin every $wzrd needs a $witch 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♀️ To receive your free bitcoin wizard pfp you will need to hold & not sell your $Witch airdrop as well as hold your OG wizard ordinal BITCOIN•WITCH•COIN

We hear Magic Internet Money is coming 🪄 Time to go shopping Witches 🥳

I can see the future 🧙‍♀️

Never forget Witches give birth to magic 🪄

take a break feed some sheep

Our asylum is somewhat of a circus spend to long here and you'll end up bewitched

cooking up some witchcraft

Getting ready for my wedding 💒 Aren't I a pretty witch? 😍

Every $wzrd needs a $witch We will be airdropping $witch to the bitcoin wizard and bitcoin witch communities as well as the wider ordinals ecosystem If your project wants to receive the Witch Coin airdrop reach out to us🪂 Halloween will be spooky🫢👻🧙‍♀️ BITCOIN•WITCH•COIN

@thay0rr @bitcoinwizardry Will you behave at the spooky wedding?

@bitcoinwizardry @BitcoinWitches Wen invite to the wedding x.com/thay0rr/status…

Our wives Bitcoin Witches have come to the blockchain just in time for our wedding! @BitcoinWitches is our new collection from @bitcoinwizardry, every Wizard needs a Witch! Will you be coming to our wedding? Make sure to follow @BitcoinWitches for the invite Happy Halloween!🧙‍♀️

Bitcoin Witches are here! 🧹🪄 Bitcoin Witch #1 has been inscribed behold it in all its glory ordinals.com/inscription/7e… the Bitcoin Wizards partner has finally arrived The 666 Witches will be given out for free And there's one more thing... is that an airdrop I see coming? 🪂👀