BitterOldPunk

@liahc Bone!

Well damn I’d like to vote in King Shitposter’s poll but I blocked that fucker ages ago

@CharlemagnumPI They had bazillions of acres of warehouse space, some of the best logistics in retail, supplier agreements with everybody, brand credibility like no other and all they had to do was digitize the damn catalogue instead they gave us the Discover card and tried to sell insurance

Ultimately Sears’ fate was sealed when they shuttered their comprehensive “everything store” mail order operation in 1993, a mere handful of years before widely consumer internet made mail order retail THE sector to be in. All they’d have had to do was digitize the catalog…

Eddie Lambert’s run was the stuff of legend. He took a company whose entire business model was the cross-pollination of its departments (someone waiting on an oil change notices a pants sale for example) and made those departments compete AGAINST each other for funding

@JodiesJumpsuit “Billy Prichard” by Slobberbone fits the bill, I think. There is love, and murder, and a ghoulish twist ending! m.youtube.com/watch?v=tFJ_Uf…

Recently on a long drive we started talking about the genre of “Accusatory Songs by Unreliable Narrators” and we identified, among others: -Hotline Bling -You’re So Vain Please, tell me others you can think of.

@collectdust @AmbrosiaVoyeur @griph Oh absolutely I feel that, folks would be handing out tabs like a baptism, it was ev. Ree. Where.

@AmbrosiaVoyeur @BitterOldPunk @griph i never paid in north texas in the late 90/early 2ks. i think my friends charged $2-$5 per depending on friend vs jackass tho so cheap that the first time i did it a friend just tore off the corner of a sheet and put it in my mouth and the other times went like that too lol

In the same way that LSD is a left-wing drug, cocaine is a right-wing drug.

@slickdpdx People just explode. It happens.

@BitterOldPunk Find one in every car.

“John Wayne was a fag.”

All y’all need to hear Imperial Triumphant

But even as apathetic as I am, I gotta draw a line. I’m not gonna make content for a limp-dick, Nazi-fellatin’, delusional fashie. So. Yeah. Dec 31.

I’ve made friends who will be in my heart forever. S’true.

I’ve had so much fun projectile vomiting at y’all

@MintcakeTime oh shit I’m out

In the meantime, tell me about the best sausage you ever had

So yeah. I’m out on Dec 31. Follow me at bitteroldpunk at mefi.social

Seems like the time.

I had no idea I was going to end my Twitter account on Dec 31 until I drunkenly tweeted that shit, but ok

I’m ending my Twitter account at midnight on Dec 31

@liahc but this cocaine is gluten-free

@MintcakeTime I don’t think you really mean that

BULLET TO THE FUCKING HEAD

WONDERFUL

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