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With Zdeno Chara retiring, there are now no active NHL players who have lost a playoff series to the Maple Leafs. 🤯

The best that ever did it. Thank you Bill!

@kaj33 hey Kareem, as a lifelong Celtics fan, I just wanted to thank you for your lifelong commitment to helping society. When I saw that Bill Russell passed, I wanted to reach out and thank you.

“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."

RIP Dr. Johnny Fever.

Rest in peace Matt Billon. An incredible comedian and person. Gone far too soon.

@CoultersRx go knights go!

@CoultersRx go knights go!

@mrgrahamkay @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon Congratulations Graham!

I’m excited to announce that this Monday I have to cancel my dentist appointment bc I’ll be on @FallonTonight starting @jimmyfallon. Thanks to Michael Cox for helping me achieve this life goal.

400 years of injustice was not erased today. But, it is damn nice to see accountability finally.

@NickReynoldson At least you aren’t wearing your Craptors jersey.

Me wearing all my new clothes inside the house during the 756th lockdown.

@DylanGott Congratulations sir!

The happiest day of my life. Felix Steven Ormonde Gott born Feb 16th 2021, 7lbs 10 oz at 12:45pm

@pattonoswalt @dpugtrenter

“I just bet my balls — and shook on it.”

I don’t know where to start.... racism is taught... and the fact that kids are being told by their own parents to not learn about black history and black excellence is sickening and sad!! And this is just part of the problem..... smh

There’s like 300 dancers. Lover Boy was right. Everybody IS working for The Weeknd.

@TalkingRaptors Wow, slagging your Craptors home town.

A sold out stadium for the Super Bowl with massive bomber planes doing a fly-over during a global pandemic is the most American shit ever #rtz

@TalkingRaptors And now he just smokes the Craptors

Payton Pritchard looks like the kid that used to skip class to smoke cigarettes by the portables. #rtz

@NickReynoldson How can you be sad? The start of the season is going according to plan.

@TalkingRaptors it is amazing you two are shocked an internet company doesn't pay attention to your Craptors. Who does? Craptors media doesn't watch according to you!

@jasonjkerr I think your poor coaching in last weekend's TFL probably counts against your chances.