Ashen Alloy

YOU'RE A SNEAKY LITTLE IMPOSTOR, AREN'T YOU, AREN'T YOU?! MAYBE YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH US, AREN'T YOU, AREN'T YOU?! BUT YOU'RE AMONG US, I CAN FEEL IT! I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES! SO WHY DON'T YOU SHOW YOURSELF, AND LEAVE US ALL ALONE?!

@Vexoonity Just make a new google account.

i need a new twitter account but i cant mAKE ONE BECAUSE I CANT MAKE A NEW GOOGLE ACCOUNT I WANT TO MAKE AN AMONG US PARODY SOO BAD

Some may call me unhinged...but unfortunately for them, I am neither a DOOR nor a VENT!!! CHECKMATE!!!

my "Tierlist" of the people onboard The Skeld, ranked on how Suspicious they are....

@The_Wormyyyy Hrhrhhhh....Are YOU one of the worms too?! HUH?! ARE YOU AN IMPOSTOR?!?!

I grew up on a worm farm

@BananaCrewmate8 Literally who even are you.. Are you the Impostor?!

I made this tier list

@MIRA_Compliance Oh, have you not heard? I thought everyone had heard about the word.//

//they just letting anyone onto parodytwt 😭

@OrangeFromHR I am here too..

Strange, I've never seen you on board before, and we already have brown, are you prt of this crew, perhaps you are . . Lying 2 us, I shall report to Mira for answers

@LimeLikeDaFruit I AGREE WITH YOU!

THERE'S AN ALIEN IN THE SHIP,THIS SCAN HAS *NO* BONES!!!!

@VacationYeller grumble grumble...

Hi there! Mind if I take a picture of you dear crewmate/imposter?

@LY1N2ME mm...that makes two of us...

@BlackImposter Everything is my concern.

No, I am not a sneaky little impostor.

@LY1N2ME My precious Cactus is none of your concern..

@BlackImposter HUHHHHH Let me write this down...

@LY1N2ME YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!!

@BlackImposter Unrelated.

@LY1N2ME I'm watching my Cactus grow!

@BlackImposter Well, i'm watching YOU. If we're watching each other, are we really watching anything at all?

I wish I knew, how I might die...but nobody knows....

I will not be taking ANY "TrUhSt BaLlS" as I do not trust ANY OF YOU!!!

@playermybstfrnd Hello..

Hi

@GothGeology I KNEW IT!!! THE IMPOSTORS RUN THIS VERY SITE!!!!!!!

I believe I am being silenced.

@Parody_Player1 Hah! They just want you to think that...

I’m the only non horny crewmate, aren’t I?

@GothGeology Mmhmmm... Sure, sure... I totally trust your "Alibi"!! ...ˢᵘˢ...

..“I’m a geologist, Cyan’s a gemologist.”