Mugo Muchomba

bro wanted no parts of the healthy shit 😭😭

Men will be Men 🤦‍♀️

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A "kakistocracy" is a system where the government is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.

A man who went to Alliance, a lawyer, a vegan and a person who doesn't take sugar anymore walk into a room. Who is bringing it up first?

Pressure is for tyres 😭😭😭

You will never convince our generation that you can ever be trusted, ever again. When young people marched patriotically, wearing Kenyan flags on their backs and raising their voices, you responded with bullets and death. And NOW you have supposedly ‘heard’ and want dialogue? For 20 months you have been speaking, it’s our time now. No more commissions of enquiry, no more multisectoral taskforces, no more reports, no more diverting our attention. If you have heard us, then no more talking—just act. We want to wake up in the morning with budget allocations reworked, with the Appropriations Bill overhauled, your MPs sacked, your Cabinet Secretaries sacked, the wheels of Constitutional amendments to begin turning, and your resignation on Gen-Z's desk for them to decide whether to accept. This will go down in history, and we are no longer in an era where history can be manipulated. #RutoMustGo

Retirement Planning - A thread!

shoutout Messi man, he fought this satanism for 15 years and left as the winner

Youve gotta wonder what would happen if Madrid facd Leverkusen. Lucifer himself would probably spawn on the pitch after the 88th minute

@nocontextfooty Rodri

Apple CEO @tim_cook can you kindly confirm this. Would be interesting to see if 14% of Apple employees are Kenyans. CC: @Apple @AppleSupport

They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore. He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams. As the legendary gaffer heads to Aberdeen, enjoy this thread, but "enjoy it by being fookin disciplined"...

Sometime in this country we feel hopeless but the courage of Gen Z gives us hope.

@BoruG_ @_thisvid

Dear God, Lift my level of faith. Deepen my belief. Push my ability to take action. Lead me to where YOU shall have me go. Amen.

Kenya is 90% powered by renewables (hydro, geothermal, wind). Over the past decade, Kenya has increased access to electricity from 38% to 71% (coal-reliant South Africa has declined to 84%). Kenya's economy has doubled in size in 10 years ($56bn to $110bn). SA's has shrunk.