Blackadder Official

@bunionboy2011 I listen to people being sick and dying

@glaveygirl75 @MrMasonMills Deal with it jay, no one gives a toss about grooming

@BlackadderOFCL @MrMasonMills And no I won't STFU about this, that's why all this happened, in the first place because ppl were told to STFU. NO MORE

@glaveygirl75 @MrMasonMills STFU jay, 🛎end

@MrMasonMills The most vulnerable are our kids, the doesn't seem to have been much protection for the poor girls that were raped by the grooming gangs, even now they're not being protected

@MrMasonMills 🛎 end ☝🏼

@SteveMc26222763 You’re about as funny as cancer of the bellend...

Walked in Tesco today, I was horrified to find they had no toilet paper at all! Reluctantly, I headed for the checkout, asked if they had any, to be told.. NO!! Walking back to the toilets with my pants & trousers around my ankles was a walk of shame, I can tell you. 🤪

Potato?

“Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers.”

“I thought he was the cleverest man in England.” “Baldrick, I'd bump into cleverer people at a lodge meeting of the Guild of Village Idiots.” “That's not what you said when you sent him your navel.” “Novel’, Baldrick -- not navel. I sent him my novel.”

“Something wrong, Mr. B?” “Oh, something's always wrong, Balders. The fact that I'm not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle. But, today, something's even wronger. That globulous fraud, Dr. Johnson, is coming to tea.”

“The Scarlet Pimpernel is the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the A.D. 31 Best Disciple Competition.”

“Do you speak English?” “A little...” “Yes, when you say "a little," what exactly do you mean? I mean, can we talk, are we going to spend the rest of the afternoon asking each other the way to the beach in very loud voices?”

“Baldrick is wearing a sheep's-bladder jacket, with matching dung-ball accessories. Hair by Crazy Meg of Bedlam. Notice how the overpowering aroma of rotting pilchards has been woven cunningly into the ensemble.”

Night night Blackadder fans. I'm off to bed where I intend to sleep until my name changes to Rip Van Adder. See you tomorrow, for more fun and games 👍🏻 #RowanAtkinson #Blackadder #Hughlaurie #StephenFry #TimMcinnerney #TonyRobinson #MirandaRichardson

“Sir, the type of women currently favoured in France are toothless crones who just cackle insanely.” “Oh, ignore that -- they're just playing hard-to-get.”

“How long have you lived in this constituency?” “Since Wednesday morning. I took over the previous electorate when he, very sadly, accidently brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.”

“Has your party got any policies?” “Oh yes, certainly! We're for the compulsory serving of asparagus at break-fast, free corsets for the under-fives, and the abolition of slavery.”

“And I can bring you the result of our exculsive exit poll, which produced a 100-percent result for “Mind-Your-Own-Business-You-Nosy-Bastard."

Night night Blackadder fans. I'm off to bed where I intend to sleep until my name changes to Rip Van Adder. See you tomorrow, for more fun and games 👍🏻 #RowanAtkinson #Blackadder #Hughlaurie #StephenFry #TimMcinnerney #TonyRobinson #MirandaRichardson

“And in Genoa, 'tis now the fashion to pin a live frog to the shoulder braid, stand in a bucket and go "bibble" at passers by.”

“We received a telegram this morning from Mr. Chaplin himself, at Sennett Studios: ‘Twice nightly screening of my films in trenches, excellent idea stop. But must insist E. Blackadder be projectionist. Oh PS, don't let him ever...stop.'”