LORD F'N MARIA

(@LittlePixieSara, @Huntress_Dakota)

the ring. I DON'T CARE. Run girls, the Puma's on the hunt.

This means war. You know that right? There are two objects that I own that hardly anyone can touch my wedding ring and my mask. And you in your stupid fucking ignorance ignored that. My wife called me in tears. My phone is blowing up from friends. Sara. Dakota...

@brielicious_ @LittlePixieSara Oh my god we get it. You like seeing women naked.

@LittlePixieSara I love singlets. Unless it's on you.

Hope y'all love singlets

@Trixie_Rabbit Do Muscle Mommies Count?

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms, but especially the ones I am lucky enough to have in my life. ... except my own.

@MadisonReyesXO @EMPOWERefed YOU LOOK GREAT! BEEN WORKING OUT?

#DiscoInferno @EMPOWERefed

WE HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! This season will see the return of both briefcases, the Lord Of The Rungs for the women and the Hail Mary for the men. Qualifying matches will be taking place on the first episodes of Season 6!

PUMA! WE'RE BACK. ALICE HAS AGREED TO JOIN ME ON HER "SORRY FOR BEING A MASSIVE DICK" TOUR! 4DOLLARVODKA BACK OPEN FOR SIGNINGS! TEAMING TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4 YEARS! @AHoldenstein

@Expend_Rae1 FUCK YOU SKATEBOARD WOMAN

Finally! I can beat up this stupid puma

@Expend_Rae1 *FUCKING KILL GODDAMN AUTOCORRECT

@Expend_Rae1 I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR WIFE!

PUMA! ON 26!

What was your favourite moment on Episode 18?

FUCK! NEARLY HAD HIM @BFI_SATURNZ

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@Michael_Eisner Who's Josh D'Amaro? Did we sign him on loan from league one?

@Trixie_Rabbit I'm sorry. But Miss Trixie. A fork? What is this amateur hour? Pulling out an exact replica of the Golden Chainsaw from Texas Chainsaw Massacre III is my favorite deathmatch move!

// Universal Bio attempt two. I like how it looks out for the most part. Kinda unsure about the layout of the moves page.

@KoriSayama *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles