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“Got a 36-year old catcher who’s preparing to DH then his world gets a little rocked… We’re glad Carter’s okay. That was the initial thought when trying to get a hold of his parents” Vinnie on Carter Jensen who was scratched from today for oversleeping

@DraftKings @DKSportsbook

Boss told me I had to pick 60 winners for this 🌺 Who wants em?

If you're under 53 years old, you have never once been alive while a human was farther than 250 miles from Earth. Tonight, four astronauts are heading 252,000 miles out. That's a thousand times farther than any person has gone in your lifetime. The 250-mile ceiling is where the International Space Station floats. Every astronaut since December 1972 has been stuck in that zone. Spacewalks, science experiments, cool photos from orbit, sure. But nobody left the neighborhood. The last crew to go farther was Apollo 17. December 1972. Nixon was president. The internet didn't exist. Cell phones were 11 years away. The youngest member of that crew is now 90 years old. The farthest any human has ever been from Earth is 248,655 miles. The Apollo 13 crew set that number in 1970, and they didn't mean to. Their oxygen tank blew up, and the emergency route home took them farther out than anyone before or since. Tonight's crew will break that record on purpose. And the crew itself. Victor Glover becomes the first Black astronaut to leave Earth's neighborhood. Christina Koch becomes the first woman. Jeremy Hansen, a Canadian fighter pilot, becomes the first non-American to do so. When they come home, they'll slam into the atmosphere at 25,000 mph, faster than any human has ever traveled. The Moon's south pole has ice. Water ice, sitting in craters so deep that sunlight hasn't hit them in billions of years. A 2024 NASA study found way more of it than anyone expected. You can split water into hydrogen and oxygen, which gives you rocket fuel, breathable air, and drinking water, all made on the Moon instead of hauled up from Earth. George Sowers at Colorado School of Mines calculated that Moon-made fuel could shave $12 billion off a single trip to Mars. The Moon is a gas station on the road to Mars. NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman announced last week a $20 billion plan to build a permanent base at the South Pole over the next seven years, with landings every six months. China is developing its own lunar lander and spacesuit, aiming for a crewed landing by 2030. The Artemis program has burned through $93 billion so far, and the first actual surface landing is penciled in for 2028. There's a real question of who gets there first this time around. Harrison Schmitt walked on the Moon in December 1972 as part of Apollo 17. He's 90. Asked about it this week, he sounded pretty relaxed. "Mars is attainable," he said. "We're humans. That's what we've always done."

I already see where this is trending, so let's get this out of the way. I am not a tout. Not my style. There are hundreds of DubClub Dipshits you can pay to go flip a coin with It's your money. Bet what you want to bet. If you read at more than a 3rd grade level, you can likely infer what I am betting. But this is not 'give a man a fish' this is 'teach a man to fish' And it's also free

Carlos Estevez losing tonight's game is on him. If it happens again, it is on Quatraro. You shouldn't overreact to one game, but this isn't one game. This is an entire spring. He has nothing. He shouldn't be pitching in close games, let alone closing, until that changes.

@DraftKings 642

Who wants to play a game? 🧐 Thinking of a number 1 to 1,000 👀 You better be first to guess it 🤝

Babylon Bee wrote an article about me! I’m honored

@MLB @Topps I hope it’s a Royals player!

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@SportsDogma Chuck Norris didn’t die, he beat the Grim Reaper in single combat and then took his job

Chuck Norris died?! I don't believe it; Heaven just called for a backup. One of my favorite actors as a child, rest in peace brother.

@invisiblestats I’m interested!

I just found an INCREDIBLE 1H Spread system for March Madness, and it's already going off... 65-33 (66%) since 15' 7-3 (70%) yesterday 11 of L15 (73%) Active on 10 teams today🤯 Just leave a reply + ❤️ and I'll DM you all 10 1H spreads!

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@GetjamesBets @Capperleaked 🍻

Still undefeated in CBB this month. 🔥 11–0 RECORD We’re also on a 5–0 NBA POD streak 📈 Looking to make it 12–0 with all of you . I’ll be sending it out to everyone who 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦 and 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦 to this post. ❤️ (Make sure you’re following @GetJamesBets So i can DM.)

Vinnie is the first player to have a three-homer game in the history of the #WorldBaseballClassic! 🇮🇹🔥

Pasquantino is an absolute stud 3 DONGINIS IN A WBC GAME.. 1st time ever Espresso shot EVERY TIME 🗣🗣 THANK YOU ITALY FOR HELPING AMERICA