Blake Belladonna

Life isn't like a fairytale.. Unless you're high on catnip, then it is exactly like a fairytale - Literate & Detailed - Old, experienced writer (7+ yrs, put me in a home) - TL lurker, not much of a poster. More of a DMer - If I follow, chances are, I wanna talk - Bumbleslut!

@PYROPUNCHINGS Stop bulling your elders and just put me in a home already!

/ being older than 20 isn't a flex idk yall still on Twitter so clearly ain't nothing well going on LMFAOOOO

@LonelyNiceWeiss Yang feeds Zwei too! I only get one serving!

@BlakeTheFaunus Yang does!

Single, very adorable Fau- Definite human with awesome head bow Seeking tall, preferably blonde, female saviour to protect me against dogs and thunderstorms Am open to non-blondes Must be able to get rid of Weiss...

@LonelyNiceWeiss I GIVE CUTE EYES ALL THE TIME, YOU DON'T FEED ME

@BlakeTheFaunus HE GIVES THEM CUTE EYES I CANNOT RESIST!

@LonelyNiceWeiss That's because YOU keep feeding him!

@BlakeTheFaunus Zwei needs exercise and you know that he's a but chunky...

@LonelyNiceWeiss Hey, don't huff at me It's your fault, you keep letting that dog run around at night....

@BlakeTheFaunus Hmph

Other Accounts: Apologising for being inactive for a few hours/days Me, who hasn't tweeted in almost 2 years:

I think my Muse has returned! Thankfully! Maybe work drained it... Or like my shampoo, MAYBE YANG STOLE IT

I spoke too soon... This kind of Weiss might be best girl...

I think the results speak for themselves... I am, and always will be, best girl

@FoxAlistair6 @GearsOfPenny @QueenofCFVY @Blazing_Yang @Neutral_Beings @BlakeTheFaunus I think you mean Random female silhouette number 47

SHE INSULTED MY YANG- I mean. She insulted Yang... And is mean

THAT’S RIGHT BEST GIRL IS IN THE LEAD- I mean, it doesn’t help that most of my followers are Bumblebee Yangs... WHO I LOVE

Who is best girl. End the debate!

// Aaaaaaaaand my RP muse is gone... Can everyone check under their couches and beds?? I’ve searched the pantry

This cat, right here, is in need of some Yang fluff I’m talking thunderstorm, pillows, chocolate- Chocolate’s only poisonous to dogs, right?

Interesting Concept... Are Yang and I really meant to be that badly?

I thought Yang and I had something special... But she wants a clone more... WEISS, TAKE ME TO ATLAS