Blake R. Weiner

Pope Leo XIV denied my Facebook friend request

ASSAULT

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Badgers. I am no longer a fan.

How it lowkenuinely feels to be a Wisconsin Badgers basketball fan during the month of March

If I had a nickel for every time Wisconsin lost in the first round of the NCAA tournament to a 12-seed purple team, I’d have two nickels Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

fine, here you animals

Seriously why do I even care. It’s all so pointless. Fuck everything

Tournament over. Sports are the worst. Just no point in even caring anymore

Final: High Point 83, UW 82

Bears fans explaining why Jordan Love throwing 6 INTs over an entire season is bad but Caleb “iceman” Williams having 5 INTs in just 2 playoff games is completely ok

I’m terrified

Can’t wait to watch that Sweet Sixteen matchup between Wisconsin and

It’s time for Garch.

Big day for the most annoying Navy Yard consultant you’ve ever met who only added the Nationals to their list of “favorite teams” when they announced this promotion a few weeks ago.

TOM CRUISE VILLAIN ROLE???

Really hope we get a Carrington 7+ three game in March. Would hit like crack.

We still fill out paper brackets at this level, son