iSCOdiSCO
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iSCOdiSCO
@BlancoAlchemy
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Name an album you can listen to every song from the beginning to the end and not have the urge to skip a song?

where is she?

songs where the sound moves from one earphone to the other >>

No one is gonna convince me that this is normal and Mbappé is innocent. Mbappé left Paris Saint-Germain and now Dembélé became the best player in the world, won Ballon d’Or and FIFA The Best. Désiré Doué became the best youngster in the world and best RW, won Golden Boy. Vitinha became the best midfielder in the world and ranked 3rd in Ballon d’Or. Fabián Ruiz became one of the best midfielders. 1.74m João Neves can now score headers and became elite. Nuno Mendes is now the best LB in the world and top 10 Ballon d’Or. Achraf Hakimi became the best RB and best African player. Donnarumma become the best GK and top 10 Ballon d’Or. Kvaratskhelia is now the best LW in Europe. PSG won their first ever UCL, the one Mbappé, Messi and Neymar failed to win, won a sextuple, and now are likely to win a second UCL in a row. Same coach, same tactics Mbappé failed to adapt to. Now every player fits in PSG. 0 egos. European kings. Then Mbappé joined Real Madrid. Vinícius Júnior forgot how to play football, same Vin who won us everything. Jude Bellingham who had 35 G/A is now on a 9-game run without a goal or assist, sitting on 10 G/A this season. Rodrygo forgets how to play and keeps getting injured. Camavinga became the worst thing to happen to Madrid. Brahim Díaz is nowhere to be found. Tchouaméni looks like the worst DM ever. Defense is a mess. Two trophyless seasons. Humiliated by big clubs. Four Madrid players were in Ballon d’Or top 10 before he joined, last year he’s the only one there. Vinícius out shouts started.Bellingham out shouts started. Valverde out talks started. Rodrygo out campaigns everywhere, the same year he joined. From unbeaten UCL winners to getting embarrassed. 100% egos now. Two coaches sacked since he joined, Álvaro Arbeloa has no hope. We used to own Barcelona, now it’s been two years of being their bitch. No confidence in the squad. And PSG already experienced this before until Enrique made the decision to move on from him, and now they’re leading Europe. So tell me, can you still defend this and say Mbappé is innocent? He’s a great player, but not a team player. No way this is normal.

🚨 BREAKING: FIFA has approved the new "Prestianni Law". Any player that covers his mouth while speaking to an opponent could receive an IMMEDIATE RED CARD. The law will be applied in the 2026 WORLD CUP! @guardian







