Detective Decker ¦ parody ¦

~ DET. CHLOE DECKER ~ “I need your help like I need a third boob. Wait. Don't say a word. Knew it was a mistake the minute it came out of my mouth.” (Lucifer 1X06) *AU* *Member of the LAPD.* *Strong-willed, lawful, caring.* *Mother, ex wife.* *Lucifer? Don't get me started.*

++ [ Then muttering to herself: "If I catch whoever did this, I'll kill him." ]

@GenuineFiend [ Flustered, the detective pointed at the picture that had been plastered on the walls of the LAPD. ] "This... this NEVER happened! Lucifer, please tell them... it NEVER happened!" [ She then sounded the fire alarm. ] "Everyone, please evacuate the building!" +

Love is not meant to be easy, nor is it a permanent state of being. Truly, the extent to which it lasts depends on how much both nurture it and make the conscious decision of not giving up on each other. Many give up on love too easily. My characters are not like that. #Forever

@GenuineFiend ++ "But I have to ask you something first—how did you do it? How did you make the man confess? Nobody else could."

@GenuineFiend ++ strangeness—how had he managed to make the man talk, anyway? Lucifer interrupted her thoughts. "Detective, should we start watching the tapes?" Chloe looked around, suddenly awakened from her reverie. "Yes," she said, then paused, curiosity getting the better of her. ++

Chloe had never felt so worried in her entire life. Nobody had ever been wounded; not on her watch. She was supposed to protect him, and despite the fact that he didn't have any serious injuries, she still felt responsible for what had happened and for his careless behaviour. >>

ᅠ ᅠ ▊ ▎ L U C I F E R ❝ desiring something is not a sin if you have the potential to take it ᅠ⠀ ᅠ twitter.com/i/events/14490…

@GenuineFiend ++ man to reveal anything important. On the brink of frustration, she received unexpected help from her unpredictable protectee...

@GenuineFiend ++ interrogation room where Lucifer's attacker had already been taken. As the door closed behind them, Chloe braced herself for what seemed to be one of the most difficult interrogations of her career. As she began with all the routine questions, nothing seemed to persuade the ++