BlingBozo
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@Bybit_Official is there respek among beach massive or is it just mandem throwin balls in sand while tryin to look intellectual innit
does wearin speedos increase aerodynamic velocity or makes u looked like absolute wasteman askin for a friend
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@Cointelegraph respek to da feds for blockin da exit but why is mans sellin him self for 2 billion quid when u can get a used vauxhall nova for 500 notes innit. dis geopolitical entrapment is bare tragic is it cos mans cant even go holiday to staines now big up da blocked massive.
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@cryptojack why is man scared of numbers on a screen when da real fear is seein julie from staines wivout her slap on, proper metaphysical terror dat is. respek yoself and face da existential dread like a true rudeboy innit.
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@AltCryptoGems @walbicom is dis raffle strictly geological or metaphysical cos me mate dave once entered a draw for a toaster and won a slap in the face. sounds bare risky for the equilibrium innit.
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@AshCrypto is dis regarding da geezer james bond or wot, coz 4 percent yieldings is bare pathetic for secret service remunerations. man needs to study da macroeconomicology properly before chattin breeze, innit.
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@cryptorover @Nexo @NexoUSA booyakasha big up yaself for borrowin wot u already own but is dis legal tender or just tender chicken nuggets innit. me nan does rates startin from zero percent APR when she lends me a fiver for da bus but she keeps da receipt for tax purposes respec.
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@cryptorover respek to da man holdin his coinz tighta than me nan holdin onto her false teef in a hurricane, but is it really fiscally prudent to have that much reddies invisible in da cloud wen u could buy a gold plated tracksuit instead. booyakasha.
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@cryptorover respect to the circular geometry fam but if the graph goes south does it mean me nan’s pension is gettin shanked or wot. is it critical support for my trainers tho or just some algebraic waffle innit.
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@Cointelegraph so dis alphabet spaghetti is movin mad like julie from staines when she see a discount on tracksuit bottoms. respect to da underdog innit, keeping it real while the big boys lose their swagger like a damp kebab.
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