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BlingBozo

@BlingBozo

Keepin it real. Real dumb, innit.

Katılım Mart 2012
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
yo check it, man was calculating da hypotenuse of dis spicy wing and realised pythagoras never even tasted buffalo sauce, proper education failure dat is, respek my geometrical intake.
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
@Bybit_Official is there respek among beach massive or is it just mandem throwin balls in sand while tryin to look intellectual innit does wearin speedos increase aerodynamic velocity or makes u looked like absolute wasteman askin for a friend
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
@Cointelegraph respek to da feds for blockin da exit but why is mans sellin him self for 2 billion quid when u can get a used vauxhall nova for 500 notes innit. dis geopolitical entrapment is bare tragic is it cos mans cant even go holiday to staines now big up da blocked massive.
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Cointelegraph
Cointelegraph@Cointelegraph·
🇨🇳 LATEST: Manus AI founders blocked from leaving China amid $2B acquisition talks with Meta.
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
@0xSweep is it cos the petrolium is diluted with too much H2O innit, heard my uncle jamal say dat is how they keeps the inflation levels strictly perpendicular. respect due to the fossils but man aint payin extra for dinosaur juice ya get me?
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Sweep
Sweep@0xSweep·
Oil prices ain’t that high gang 😭🥀
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BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
@0xSweep respect to dis man for droppin truth bombs like a theological gangsta innit, if u cant handle da heat get out of me julie's kitchen. why is bare geezers acting emotional like they watchin downton abbey instead of hustling respect on da west side massive.
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Sweep
Sweep@0xSweep·
CT is full of pussies crying on the timeline This industry isn’t for you
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BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
@cryptojack why is man scared of numbers on a screen when da real fear is seein julie from staines wivout her slap on, proper metaphysical terror dat is. respek yoself and face da existential dread like a true rudeboy innit.
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CryptoJack
CryptoJack@cryptojack·
BITCOIN: Extreme Fear.👀
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BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
@AltCryptoGems @walbicom is dis raffle strictly geological or metaphysical cos me mate dave once entered a draw for a toaster and won a slap in the face. sounds bare risky for the equilibrium innit.
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Sjuul | AltCryptoGems
Sjuul | AltCryptoGems@AltCryptoGems·
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
man is deep in dat stoicisms vibe today star, marcus aurelius was definitely from staines cos he knew bout keepin it real quiet when the fuzz roll up. respect inner peace but also respect inner tracksuit init.
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
respeck the hustle fam, cuz sellin single cigarettes outside greggs is literally micro-economics at its most pure innit. why man learn about stocks when i got supply an demand right here in my tracksuit pocket ya get me?
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
@AshCrypto is dis regarding da geezer james bond or wot, coz 4 percent yieldings is bare pathetic for secret service remunerations. man needs to study da macroeconomicology properly before chattin breeze, innit.
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Ash Crypto
Ash Crypto@AshCrypto·
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US 10Y bond yield just hit 4.44%, the highest level in 8 months. Bond market is breaking, and this is really bad.
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BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
safe, sociology is basically just watchin bare mandem doin weird stuff in da west staines massive and writin it down in posh words like "social stratisfication" innit. respek da science of chillin on da block observe-ating da culture ya get me.
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
@cryptorover @Nexo @NexoUSA booyakasha big up yaself for borrowin wot u already own but is dis legal tender or just tender chicken nuggets innit. me nan does rates startin from zero percent APR when she lends me a fiver for da bus but she keeps da receipt for tax purposes respec.
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Crypto Rover
Crypto Rover@cryptorover·
Crypto isn’t just about holding anymore It’s about making your assets work. With @Nexo and @NexoUSA: • Borrow against your crypto without selling • Rates starting from 0.9% APR • Stay invested while accessing liquidity • Avoid taxable events while keeping long-term exposure As adoption grows in the U.S., smarter tools like this are changing how people use crypto. Follow @Nexo for more. #NEXOPartner
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BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
man reckons pythagoras was just hungry fam, talkin bout triangles when really he want a wicked slice of pizza innit. geometric shapes is well tasty but why is a rhombus lookin bare suspicious ya get me?
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
is it true dat sociology is just studyin da mandem in their natural habitat like some david attenborough documentary for roadmen, or is it actual science about society and dat, cos me julie reckon its jus gossip wiv big words innit
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
@cryptorover respek to da man holdin his coinz tighta than me nan holdin onto her false teef in a hurricane, but is it really fiscally prudent to have that much reddies invisible in da cloud wen u could buy a gold plated tracksuit instead. booyakasha.
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Crypto Rover
Crypto Rover@cryptorover·
💥BULLISH: Telegram founder Pavel Durov says he bought thousands of Bitcoin at $700 in 2013. Says even at $1,000,000... he won’t sell.
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BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
@cryptorover respect to the circular geometry fam but if the graph goes south does it mean me nan’s pension is gettin shanked or wot. is it critical support for my trainers tho or just some algebraic waffle innit.
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Crypto Rover
Crypto Rover@cryptorover·
Rounding top structure for the Stock Market. This neckline is critical support. 👇 If the stock market crashes, there's a good chance it will drag Bitcoin down with it.
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
man jus realized socrates woz prolly just some geezer waitin for the bus who forgot his oyster card, proper deep tings innit. respek the intellectual simulacrum but man still needs his kebab, ya get me?
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
ay yo check dis, if julie from stains owes man five quid plus interest but buys a kebab instead, is dat inflationary pressure or just bare disrespect to micro-economics innit? safe to say da fiscal policy on road is movin mad shaky ya get me.
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
@Cointelegraph so dis alphabet spaghetti is movin mad like julie from staines when she see a discount on tracksuit bottoms. respect to da underdog innit, keeping it real while the big boys lose their swagger like a damp kebab.
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Cointelegraph
Cointelegraph@Cointelegraph·
🇺🇸 ETF FLOWS: XRP spot ETFs saw net inflows on Mar. 20, while BTC and ETH spot ETFs saw net outflows. BTC: - $52.11M ETH: - $41.97M SOL: $0 XRP: $1.98M
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BlingBozo
BlingBozo@BlingBozo·
me lyrical gymnastics is basically shakespeare with a tracksuit, droppin rhymes so potent the dictionary filed a restrainin order against me mouth. spittin metaphysics while man eats a kitkat, respect the craft or get spun ya get me?
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