A'ba,le. aku Mchinji

@Khoxy_Haxy Chabweraso 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nawoni ma ideas madhala Mmakwana inuyo

During auction at police offfce, you will come across motorcycles in beyond repair mode going at as low as K50,000. Buy to combine the seat and head lamp with a donkey. You will start making taxi money the same day.

@DreOsman_ Zima LV zina ndizomwezo mahn🙌

Koma ma local biti anadalitsidwa ndi matako eh

@RaymonMind The ones who came up with this list hype shit. How is jude bellingham coming third for the best 10s

Rayan Cherki Is set as No 5 the best attacking Midfielder on earth Always shining bright

@KHINGFADDAH Simply remove the 0 and get yours at tsoka market. Thank me later✌️

Achina brong man aja anapangisa kuti ngini ya Bello ipenge amwene😂bello shit chani chani aah 😂💔

@swagpotmw Pepani ndimaona ngati the price is for Belo lonse mafuna kuodako ndine venda😆😅

@BlingC1 Bwana for your own information this is not thrift😂😂Momveka bwino siza Belo izi

You can pre order yours at only Mk105,000

@_MancityGee Its the bottom 2 combined to match the GOAT on top

In their prime who are you picking?

@mehulg10 Bruno should be compared to phill foden🙌

Kevin de Bruyne did not win 6 Premier League titles, a treble, back-to-back PFA Player of the Year awards, Ballon d'Or top 3 and multiple MOTM awards in CL knockout games only to be compared to Bruno fucking Fernandes. There is NO debate.

@DreOsman_ Nde inuyo chitauni chake chiti😂😂😂

Have you guys ever noticed kuti Anthu ambiri amene amagwila ntchito m’boma amakhala ndi kachimidzi kodabwisa wezi?

@Kamoza0104 Atleast some more details like location cos some ideas wont work in your area

@okayypaulaaa Same here 😅 she wanted money for saloon makeup and nails I just love her natural looks man

He said I should pay for his hair cut, I told him I like him natural 🥹🤣🤣

@Ned38340018 @Kamoza0104 Nanga atibhowe afusilidwa kangati iwowo umva eeh not my type zopusa basi

@BlingC1 @Kamoza0104 😂

Come to Kamoza ngl.link/kamoza0104

@Kamoza0104 Thought that much was supposed to be lobola fee🤔

Is MK50, 000 too much or too little for a man to have sex?

@FaijoProsper Try to focus on your posts zikakuphwanyani

I hate people who start Posting in English ndikumalizitsa mu Chichewa

@Mufasa24060766 Maybe she's rastafarian and the fear of bringing up bingi chants at the inlaws🤔😂 imagine jaaa bless up dis food!!! Fyah burrrn dih wickeeed

So my cousin came kwathu saying, wathetsa chibwezi ndi girlfriend wake chifukwa anakanika kupemphera. They went to see my uncle yesterday madzulo, and nthawi yopemphera anamutchula to pray. Basitu kukanika nde zathapo, saying this is not the first time kukanika kupemphera.

@HopeKapulula And there is this church elder who follows up on members kukatolera mmakomo eeish🙌

Ku CCAP ukapusa salary mutha kumagawana Half half

@Kamoza0104 Anony ndinu opusa chabe kagwereni uko🚮

Allegedly ngl.link/kamoza0104

@Chikhulupililo Tipatseni map guys ndine nkhosa yosochera

Komatu ku flood anthu amavals choncho i had this friend amavala nchombo panja pena siliti mitchafu mu

@Jorael_ @jemmy_sancho And against doku, cherki, semenyo, halaand, savio in training😂😂🤣

@jemmy_sancho LMAO, he hasn't met his match yet, let him play against top dribblers then we admit 🤣🤣, Dem go tear am🤣🤣🤣😏

🚨Pep Is introducing a new defensive line tactics with Khusanov which might be illegal The opposition Attackers are forced run 35Km/h before taking the shot on goal⚽️ Giving that Khusanov is on 37Km/h The tactic is currently aging like fine wine 🍷 🩵