Bobby Dazzler

@Thebestfigen Okay boomers. This is ai you know.

A boy was fed up with someone running him over every time he made a snowman, so he disguised a fire hydrant. Now, anyone who runs over a snowman has to pay a fine, the cost of the fire hydrant, and the repairs to their car.

@scheiwiller @nocontextmemes

@nocontextmemes And if you mine redstone, you can build a redstone computer inside minecraft that runs... minecraft

@hkozachkov @slurplebrained Assuming a chick’s gender is problematic, bud

@slurplebrained Careful!!! They use the highly misogynistic term "chicks" to refer to women.

My gay boyfriend and I are about to listen to the Dire Straits song “Money for Nothing.” It’s from the 1980s, but we’ve listened to other old music and it hasn’t been offensive. I sure do hope there’s nothing problematic in this song!

Holy fucking shit. Finally found the name for it. Im going to cry Ive never been able to explain this to anyone they never know what im talking about

Yahudi İzleyici: (ağlayarak) Konuşmanız sırasında Yahudilere yönelik birçok kez Nazi benzetmesi yaptınız. Bu son derece incitici. Bu, Nazi rejimi altında gerçekten acı çekmiş olan insanlar için çok aşağılayıcı. Norman Finkelstein cevap veriyor: — Bu tavra artık saygı duymuyorum. Gerçekten duymuyorum. Bu timsah gözyaşlarından hoşlanmıyorum ve onlara saygı da duymuyorum. (Dinleyicilerden alkışlar ve yuhalamalar yükselir) — Yabancı bir dinleyici kitlesi önünde "Holokost kartını" oynamaktan hoşlanmıyorum ama şu an kendimi buna mecbur hissediyorum. Rahmetli babam Auschwitz'deydi. Rahmetli annem Majdanek toplama kampındaydı. Ailemin her iki taraftan da tüm üyeleri katledildi. Annem ve babam Varşova Gettosu Ayaklanması'na katıldılar. — İşte tam da annem ve babamın bana ve iki kardeşime öğrettikleri dersler nedeniyle, İsrail'in Filistinlilere karşı işlediği suçlar karşısında sessiz kalmayacağım! Onların acılarını ve ölümlerini kullanarak; İsrail'in her gün Filistinlilere karşı işlediği işkence, vahşet ve ev yıkma suçlarını meşru göstermeye çalışmaktan daha aşağılık bir şey düşünemiyorum! — Bu yüzden artık bu gözyaşlarıyla sindirilmeyi veya baskılanmayı reddediyorum. Eğer zerre vicdanın olsaydı, burada döktüğün o gözyaşlarını Filistinliler için döküyor olurdun!

@DrRitaDed If you’re gonna use LinkedIn, you’re going to have to start letting ChatGPT write your posts

I'm shocked at the level of ignorance and hate towards me because I have a PhD Perhaps I'm better suited to an app with a higher IQ user base like LinkedIn

@The_Astral_ A woman with frizzy hair, like that one redheaded comedian named Kathy, who got in trouble for holding an effigy of Trump‘s severed head

Remote Viewing - Target #183 Draw or describe the random photo hidden inside this envelope. Post your submission in the comments. *Target reveal in 24 hours on a Xspace.

@TMZ They’ll call you antisemitic all day, but they never call you a liar

Dan Bilzerian's standing by his assertion that his opponent for a seat in Congress is a "fat Jew" ... while simultaneously insisting he's anti-Jewish, not antisemitic.

@BrettCTheorist @viennoiscafe For me, the joke lies in the fact that the woman is exploiting herself by reducing her value to a set of genitals and a willingness to be used sexually by strangers, then complaining that she isn’t sufficiently valued?

Jusqu'à ce jour, les marxistes sont incapables de donner une réponse satisfaisante à ce genre de meme. C'est dire la nullité de leur pensée économique. La valeur n'est pas dans le bien ni dans l'effort fourni pour le produire. Elle est dans l'esprit de celui qui désire ce bien pour résoudre un besoin individuel. La valeur est donc subjective, marginale, contextuelle. Elle n'est pas objective, mesurable, mathématisable. Ainsi s'écrase lamentablement la théorie marxiste de la valeur travail et les théories classiques de la valeur objective. Si ces théories ont réussi à survivre jusqu'à aujourd'hui, c'est uniquement parce qu'elle donne une caution scientifique à l'interventionnisme étatique, rien d'autre.

@reddit_lies (2/2) The teacher I suppose put a stop to it bc everything was normal after that. But in 6th grade she became very promiscuous and her life kinda went to shit. She died in a motor scooter accident at 17. Looking back as an adult, it’s so incredibly tragic and awful.

Knew a girl in elementary school who I now realize was certainly abused. We were in line at the pencil sharpener on the first day of first grade and she took pencils from ppl and put them between her legs, then handed them back wet. None of us had any idea what was going on (1/2)

WTF

@grav_stock C

3 Shark logo concepts🦈 Which one you prefer?

@eatfartdie_ @RealPostFolder Nah I think it was the right post. Always good to bring some culture to the function 😂

@BlitheringIdjit @RealPostFolder I also realized I commented on the wrong post?

@eatfartdie_ @RealPostFolder Blistering is hot Blustering is gusty Wind could be either, or both at the same time. One’s temperature and the other is velocity/behavior.

@RealPostFolder Blustering or blistering wind. Example: “He endured blistering winds and scorching deserts - he climbed the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower - and what does he find? Some gender-confused WOLF telling him that HIS princess is already married!”

@BbK743085576763 @chefsevenn Someone come get your bot he’s in my yard again

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

@mikegallacher1 I started smiling before I even got into the comments, realizing the state that this man’s inbox must be in

There is stupid, then there is a special American type of stupid...