Jess 🏳️‍⚧️ || ♡

It could be us in the goat tube but u messin 😔

@Carlanoscopy if you put both halves together you'd have one fully baked idea lock in girliepop you've got this

i need to have a costume ready in less than 24 hours and i currently have two half baked bad ideas and a dream, i feel so alive

the red planet on Feb 29th 2027

Taimi needs to stop telling me people are close and instead my friends should tell me when they finish

trying out a new bit where i apologize to my trans friends for being cis everytime we go to an event together

I’m such a bottom that I stop and delete my message if I see someone else is typing

@OfCourseRocky I hate to be that woke one but like, I feel you would be better looking for a career elsewhere, idk I can't speak for the full context of your life I just like I see an old friend looking at military and I can't endorse it 😭

@Blood043 Oohhh pffft I ain't got nothing better to do lmao

Training for airforce kinda sucks I'm not horribly out of shape but I absolutely hate cardio with a passion always have. Need better running shoes if someone has a recommendation for me

@OfCourseRocky no I mean the fact you're joining the air force 😭

@Blood043 It ain't bad but I've honestly never ran so much in my life I've always preferred hikes or walks so actually jogging is somewhat new to me. Doesn't help I don't have appropriate shoes...

lying in bed I'm so fucking tired I have to do my prog and I don't wanna move this is so fucked something something someone to do it for me something something

@robynyk_ ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT HELLO JOHN??? ITS BEEN SO LONG BUDDY IVE MISSED YOU

i miss john pork

Oomf stands for one of my fish

Marathon factions #marathon #marathonthgame #edit #marathongame I know its a repost i wanted more attention >:(

@PuppyEntrails you can't fuck a grungler they lose their powers and become a secret third thing

I need a grungler in my life, but I think I'd be too tempted to suck his dick... is that allowed? Does the dynamic allow for that? Or does it upset the natural order

didnt cry when conversation topic touched on traumas can everybody say good dog jess thank u

it always feels incredible that i live somewhere i can see both the 69 bus and the 67 bus pass by

@Carlanoscopy okay thats kinda real have you tried the like getting a tea towel over the lid

@Blood043 you call this a banger and i call this my real life struggle i genuinely can't open the jar

the problem with my bf recovering from top surgery is how the hell am i meant to open all these jars in the meantime that was his whole job