Iuke

@pwner__69 @yourgothdaddy okay

@yourgothdaddy @Bloomas02

You’re so close, aren’t you sweetheart? You’re so close to breaking… but remember what I told you, you’re not allowed to until I say so. And you’re a good girl that always listens, right?… Mhm, that’s right baby… you’re such a good girl for me 🖤

back on main for a sec to say ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOAL SCORER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!

@Yoav_Rotman i don’t have thoughts, only tweets

@Bloomas02 This is why you should simply tweet all your thoughts as they come

TWITTER WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY DRAFTS I HAD BANGERS IN THERE NOW WHERE DID THEY GO

@Yoav_Rotman @Fernanman4 currently googling what is the speed of light in units of c

@Fernanman4 @Bloomas02 Hey @Bloomas02 confirm or deny please

Doing a PhD is crazy because on the one hand I fully had an entire dream about Rayleigh scattering slopes last night but on the other hand I walked into the office today and a fourth-year was googling "y=mx+b"

@idontknowethan 10/10 character

Guy who is familiar with the company Nike but has never heard the name Mike before: “Nice to meet you you Mikey”

@sendxy good luck!

interview tdy hope i get the job 🙏

@sendxy happy birthday

bdayy 🥳

@Pwner_69 @C9VAL there’s no way i’m ending up on twitter

@C9VAL @Bloomas02

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stay hydrated in europe challenge (impossible)

feel bad for the people who live vicariously through my love life as they have died :(

@mieuiii @kmart44_ no you definitely got that from Bloomas02 it’s their signature move

@kmart44_ @Bloomas02 it was a tactical heal i dont think u understand

i just hit a clip guys, i am literally shaking..

nvm i hate it again

it’s taken me fucking years but i think i’ve found a method to style my hair in a way i actually like

@idontknowethan this explains so much

Hammurabi and I sat down to draft a code of laws and we were mostly on the same page until he was like “if a carpenter builds a house and it falls and kills the man’s son, that man can kill the carpenter’s son … I’m not budging on this one” I told him to take my name off this

do people actually go about their life not petrified of making a left turn at a stop sign

@rissaoffline this is just something… that you can just… do??

decided to become a better texter. i just decided and it's happening. it is suddenly oddly easy if i frame it as "this is a social skill" bc you know what. it is. and i refuse to be bad at that. so. here we are. im a texter now.

@Yoav_Rotman every one of my thoughts is a take that needs to be posted

@Bloomas02 Controversial take here

the last jedi is rian johnson’s best star wars movie and i’m tired of pretending that it’s not

@Yoav_Rotman enhance the image… is that an @ ?! we can find her yoav! we can find her for you they’ve left us a clue!!

Today in being Jewish: I sent this tweet to my grandma because I thought the sign was funny, and the first text I got back was "well have you tried contacting her?"