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Had an interview and they said the salary … I reacted like I’d seen a ghost because of how high it was. Hiring manager said “is that too low?” and I immediately said “yes” like who’s gonna say NO to a higher salary😭.
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is it too late to start going to daycare as a 3 year old
lina ⚢ ꕤ@femmeoblivionis
is it too late to start dating around as a lesbian at 19-20 years old because i feel like a late bloomer
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insane thing to say when 31 states still allow rapists to sue for visitation or custody rights
Louise ✟🇻🇦@prolifefrenchie
abortion doesn’t unrape a woman.
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do not let little caesars die
Alb3rt0@APPictures9
Spirit was practically the Little Caesars of airlines if you think about it
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bro never seen a real woman in his life
voló . ݁🌺@lowcortisol
Sabrina Carpenter with and without makeup.. she’s a catfish. Don’t be fooled boys
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? I CAN'T POST THE SAME THING TWICE???
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theres a reason I stopped posting art for a bit
SpoomkeeArts ♥︎ I love Maruki ♥︎@SpoomkeeArts
recently hit the milestone, planning to not touch my fountain at all to see if I can hit 300 in one go
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reminder that they throw the carpet away in the dumpsters nearby and you can literally just grab it they dont care and they Dont reuse that shit !
Buzzing Pop@BuzzingPop
This year’s Met Gala carpet will be green.
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young gen z doesn't know that you should always make your fake id name your real name as to not catch an identity theft felony charge :/
izzy!!!!@izva69
15 yo sister has a juul pod and her fake id says her last name is “context”
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we don't want one hour shipping, we want the workers to have one hour for lunch instead
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀@SaycheeseDGTL
Amazon has officially launched 1-hour shipping in US. Over 100 cities!
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Gas prices are at crazy levels-fire TRUMP!!
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!
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I have to tell grown men at work to put on safety glasses 87 times a day
i/o@avidseries
93% of all job-related fatalities are male 93% of all job-related fatalities are male 93% of all job-related fatalities are male 93% of all job-related fatalities are male 93% of all job-related fatalities are male
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dont be like them this interior looks extra nice
I just Post Stuff.@cadian_gate
@tummy_kisser My friends still make fun of me for building like its 2012
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my parents stopped calling me “Claire bear” because I told another little kid at the park that was my name
📼 vermina 🐀@eldianangel
my friend observed this in the 2010s before she quit teaching. many kids came to school thinking their name was Bud, Bubba, Baby, and couldn’t answer when called. when she said it was an issue the parents started freaking out.
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