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The guy who you’re calling a quack isolated vitamin C and laid the groundwork for the elucidation of the citric acid cycle, a key metabolic hub which is more relevant today than ever before. He was the opposite of a communist. You don’t know these things because you know nothing.

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

My schizo theory on Anthony Bourdain is that his gut microbiome was terrible from the dirty street food and drinking which led him to a fragile mental state incapable of coping with a major stressor like a breakup

'Elden Ring' movie is reportedly now filming ⚔️ • Directed by Alex Garland • Produced by A24 (via ThroxTV | TikTok)

🇹🇭 Thailand has a fertility rate of 0.78 kids per woman in 2026, which is the lowest in the entire world. South Korea is at 0.8 kids per woman, for reference. This is leading to the fastest demographic decline in history.