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@shewantsdickk Me to lol

@LornaReede Defo not a 10 Pinter, maybe an 8, lol

So I’m posting this slightly risqué photo firstly because I’m an attention whore and secondly because normally I’m a ‘10 pinter’ but in a good light (and an even better filter), I scrub up quite well. Enjoy the rest of your evening x

@marieannechan76 What do you want to happen?

it's 11:11 and i'm wishing for something that will never be

@just_agurllx That is hot

@just_agurllx Oh my god!

😝Good morning ✨🍑

@marieannechan76 What's wrong with that?

before you DM me please know that i look like this

Two men live in Zone 2 London. Both are around 30. Both sleep in a one-bed flat. But only one believes he has a future in the city. James was born in London. He went to university, got a degree, found a decent job and now works at a marketing firm near Old Street. He earns just under £60,000 a year. On paper, he is doing well. But every month James opens his payslip and watches a third of it vanish before he ever sees it. Income tax.National Insurance.Student loan.Then comes the rent. Nearly £2,000 a month for a small one-bed flat with mould around the windows and a landlord who only renews the tenancy six months at a time. Every evening James scrolls Rightmove looking at tiny flats he cannot afford in the city he grew up in. Even the cheapest one-beds near him now cost around £400,000. The deposit alone feels impossible despite earning more than most people in Britain. His parents bought their first home younger than he is now. James still does not know if he will ever own one. So he keeps renting.Keeps waiting. He watches friends delay children. People earning what used to be considered “good money” still checking every direct debit before payday. Now meet Shaheed. He arrived in Britain recently and was granted refugee status. He does not work. He lives in a one-bed flat in East London. His housing costs and council tax are largely covered through the welfare system. He qualifies for free prescriptions, dental treatment and eye tests. He does not spend his evenings worrying whether the next rent rise will wipe out what little he has left at the end of the month. And this is the part driving so much public anger. James works full time, pays a fortune in tax and still cannot see a long-term future in the city he was born in. Shaheed does not work, yet has more housing security than the man whose taxes help fund the system. That is how a city loses its young people, because they stop believing hard work leads anywhere. London has to become a city where the people who work, contribute and build lives here can realistically afford homes, raise families and feel secure again.

@Ramma_____ @CraigHope_DM A makem in disguise

@CraigHope_DM The fanbase are demanding a Eddie Howeless dugout be built in the new stadium Craig, does the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia have any skilled architects that could design such a feature?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: First image of Newcastle's plans for new super stadium! 🏗️ Confidential obtains TWO architects drawings & reveals what PIF want post Matfen Hall summit! 👇 Plus latest on Anthony Gordon, Luis Suarez, Sela sponsorship and... pink kit! dailymail.com/sport/football…

@just_agurllx Why on the loo? Would a bed not be more comfortable?

Up and bored 🥱 who’s joining me?

So let me her this right, @Keir_Starmer answer to election misery is to appoint the last #Labour prime minister who ran one election as PM, and LOST!!!

Terrible judgment by the Prime Minister tonight. By whipping “House Business” he confirms at least one of two things, and most likely both: that a large number of his MPs are not buying his narrative and/or that he has misled the House. If he has acted in good faith Privileges would clear him. An unnecessary distraction? Not as much as what is now bound to follow. Utter contempt of Parliament including his own MPs.

How is a Prime Minister allowed to force MP's in UK to vote in his favour when the vote is about him, that is not democracy, it is dictatorship! #houseofcommons

@RAPAP2021 I would move into the motorhome full time, wife not so keen!

Good to see my propery value has gone up 15k ..Not that Im selling Actually I might and move to Spain in a caravan .I like camping Villamar ..

@MarthaMeyda Of course

do older guys still eat 🐱, or not anymore?

@PrimeHendry Nufc

Guess the football club? Level: Hard

@Daniel_Grigg @TheGreenParty Your an idiot

You don't have to go to university to realise Zack Polanski is better than Keir Starmer and Nigel Farage. @TheGreenParty

@stusfootyflash People forget how good he was

Today marks 30 years since this sensational Peter Beardsley solo goal kept Newcastle Utd in the title hunt. Here he shows incredible balance and footwork, together with a stanchion finish, at the grand old age of 35. Those twinkle toes worked every time.

@BarryWilllow @LucyTCWife @chrisray11 @linB2198 @reformparty_uk Your an idiot @barrywillow

@LucyTCWife @chrisray11 @linB2198 @reformparty_uk You think 😂😂😂😂 you really shouldn’t attempt thinking Lucy, you’re insecure tiny backwards mind will implode if you try that, perhaps own your own behaviour, you made your children be without their mother because you were a vile human, own it

My husband had just been out on a local golf course with his @reformparty_uk hoody on! People asking him where he got it from and telling him they need one of those 😂😂🩵🩵

@__justagurlxx Nice spider

Good morning 🧡✨🫶🏻

@RAPAP2021 I think with that figure, a chocolate egg is allowed!

Happy Easter 🐰 So after scoffing my huge chocolate egg this morning I shall be upping my exercising for the next 6 months Hope youve all had a fab day Me.... Ive been on my todd 😫