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PINNED THREAD BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MANY LINKS FOR THE BIO:

@thegildedmaw How come the humans aren't drowning? There's literally water in the air!

No one will ever be able to comprehend the synapse misfiring this movie caused. I get annoyingly pedantic over dumb things in media, but this was the one where my brain said "You know what? This is too stupid to even address."

Software updates are always worse

STOP. DOING. ROADWORK!

My autobiography will be called, "I'm not stalking you. You're walking too slow!"

Happy prappy

@Da1qu1r1 Toby stopped a train. Tom tried to pull off a glove and failed.

All these feats and people think Tobey is still the strongest

The struggle to become audaciously normal

Fast Food

Being alive makes my head hurt

NEW COMIC! Fast food. And stuff. #comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics #VacuumWalnuts tapas.io/episode/3933514

You don't need a reason to dislike something. You don't need to articulate it and put it on the internet to justify your dislike. You don't need a moral or technical justification. You don't need to prove that you're "smart."

@xsphyre Oh, so you hate waffles?!

They'd kill you for pulling off a shot like this in 2026

Happy Independence Day! Be sure to eat plenty of Americans!

Want to Celebrate America? Try reading my book! Buying my book! Buying and reading my book!

I'm not overwhelmed. Just whelmed. I am a regular amount of whelmed.

Obviously, I'm referring to Minions

I miss when box office numbers weren't treated as a form of political validation

@oldmedia Two Planktons

Mentally I'm here

@NebsGoodTakes I don't know any liberals who are excited about The Odyssey.

imagine being a conservative grifter this month and you gotta pretend that an uwe boll movie is good and a christopher nolan movie is bad

Is there any way we can make trucks shorter?!