Gabriel Aguirre

@livewithnoregrt Mid 2020’s

what “era” are you in right now?

@TiffanyFong Costco hotdog lovers rise up! And go get a hotdog…

@NickJFreitas Well… yup he said that… and now my drink is all over the dash…

That. Was. Epic.

@libsoftiktok @ButternutL1984 Nope

Testing… do you see this?

@TaraBull I spit out my drink… all over the dash…

Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran? Donald J. Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" Trump is a savage 🔥

@traderjoeslut It means you like what each other posts, simple as that…

when im mutuals with someone and have 0 dms with them #watdatmean

@White_Rabbit_OG I feel a little… woozy… now what?

˚👁️˖𓍢ִ໋🍃˚.🌋⋆🌩️

@QXsToo @X Agreed

As a user, it's simple. I open the @X app. Here's what I hope to see — and I suspect many of you do too: 1. Great, informative, useful, or entertaining content (by humans, machines, or companies) 2. Real, authentic — even “boring” — posts from the people and networks I actually care about 3. No spam, bad bots, or reply farming As an X employee who uses it every day, I believe we’re actively building toward exactly this. Does this match what you want when you open X?

@brockpierson For some parts of the day, I use it all the time

How often do you use Grok?

Ring the bell. 🔔 ❤️

@memechaotic I see people wearing these at work all the time…

Love at first sight.

@Jexxie Hmmm…

Mark Zuckerberg has better chances of revamping MySpace than getting anyone interested in Facebook again.

@djcows Fair

i need a car dealer that tells me "fuck you" when i walk in the door, i'll buy TWO cars just out of respect

@zeroxjackson True. It also shows you when you don’t have your priorities straight.

Money is so useful because it signals exactly what you’re supposed to focus on.

@DeptofTime Getting there…

be honest… do you finally feel like you’re enough?

@AntiLeftMemes “Asufutimaehaehfutbw”

Joe Biden is writing a Presidential memoir book. What should it be named?

@ClownWorld You don’t want me to answer that…

She’s married?

@memechaotic Was it at least a good watch?

Hold up..

Do you ever just feel like one of these things? Me either… that’s weird…

@DriceDan Did you see that?

I see Every One of You, That Goes on my Page! 🤣Jokes on You!