BlueSfaira

It’s happening…

@BlackPilledFed So you know how my wife ate my dessert because she was upset with me?

@BlueSfaira what did you do?

My wife just used my full government name… How much trouble am I in?

@beechking9 Right! That would have been perfect

@BlueSfaira Too bad it wasn't in a well...

Out shopping and I found a picture of me at a random store.

@YAK0BU_ I wonder what it will look like in a year

@BlueSfaira It’s gaining a personality of it’s own.

@lyonness81 I tried, but when I looked in my passenger seat, she was there…

@BlueSfaira RUN. 🤣🇨🇦❤️

@dearleader62 She’s now visibly fuming from the ears… I don’t think that helped

@BlueSfaira You're a dead man walking, go out on a high. Make an outrageous request(ask her to park the car properly next time etc, you never know, audacity may placate her..

@ToxicWorrier She even used the middle name

@BlueSfaira Uh oh

@StormBrain902 We don’t need civilian casualties. Run!

@beckymarie1776 Running made it worse!

@BlueSfaira Run

@BlackPilledFed Barely

@BlueSfaira You still alive?

@WhiteGenX If you don’t hear back from me… you know why…

@BlueSfaira All of it. The whole complete trouble. Shelter in place - Do not agitate 😁😜😂😂

When growing up, why was a stick always a gun/sword? And my was tree bark always bacon?

@ThrillaRilla369 I second that motion with an additional $20,000 allocated to the Itsjustformenotarealcharity Foundation

Can I please have a $174k annual salary? I would like to find out for myself just how difficult it is to survive off of that.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 💰 💴 😆 😩

@AmericaReal3 And you didn’t stay for breakfast?

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

@ThrillaRilla369 How to complain about being mythical creatures.

Seriously what do they actually teach these kids for 8 hours a day in public school?

@superpranker @WhiteGenX Ew 🤣

@BlackPilledFed Nice

Me and Toby making it happen today.

@JoeAlderman11 Figuratively, yes

@BlueSfaira But do you?

The purpose of a knife is to cut. What is yours?