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it taste like it

Waste management

Maybe It’s Me

you know what… maybe imma start clapping when the plane lands lmfao

ion miss how shit use to be , im ready for how shit bouta be

Y’all are going to be snoring while you’re wide awake.

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

real niggas stay quiet about alotta shit

Me realizing that if you replace the "W" in "What", "Where", "When" with a "T" you will answer the questions

EMPLOYEE FIRED AFTER COMPANY DISCOVERS SHE WAS USING A “THINKING FACE” FILTER DURING MEETINGS FOR OVER A YEAR “I wasn’t distracted — I was consistently reflective,” she claims. ⸻ ATLANTA, GA — Mariah Ellis, 29, was let go Tuesday after her company’s IT department uncovered that she had been attending virtual meetings using a looping “thoughtful listening” filter for 13 months straight. The filter featured Ellis occasionally tilting her head, softly pursing her lips, and nodding every few seconds — creating what HR described as “elite-level engagement.” The illusion held strong. The promotions followed. According to internal findings: * Ellis recorded the original clip during onboarding week * The file was saved as: “active_listener_MASTER_final2.mp4” * The loop included a subtle eyebrow raise every 6 seconds * She upgraded the clip once to add “natural lighting and deeper focus energy” * She attended over 1,600 meetings without speaking once * She received a leadership award for “exceptional attentiveness” * Her manager described her as “quiet, but deeply present” The situation unraveled when a senior director asked Ellis a direct question during a strategy call — and her loop responded with a slow nod. The director repeated the question. The loop nodded again. IT was contacted within minutes. A deeper investigation revealed Ellis had been simultaneously freelancing, running an online boutique, and completing certification courses — all while “attending” meetings. “I optimized my presence,” Ellis told reporters. “They didn’t need my voice — they needed my vibe.” The company has since removed its “camera-on equals productivity” policy. An internal memo now reads: “Presence will no longer be measured by nodding frequency.” Meanwhile, somewhere in Atlanta… a loop is still listening. 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Look like he playing Jayson Tatum in a BET movie

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

god forbid a nigga seek higher enlightenment

I suck at letting shit slide 😂😂😂I'm evil asf I gotta get my lick back

Ngga got divorced and added a lil pep to his step

bitch stop acting innocent before i tell you something you ain’t think i knew

Calf raises gone get me out the hood