Lou Scunt

I'll be ploughing through these soon Wife's already crying in the kitchen knowing what will going down later #RuinedChristmas

Raisins mate

@JohnSalmonX @KidmanChris @Lord_Sugar Red

@KidmanChris @Lord_Sugar E at the end

Yellow

@TattooedDoll2 And if you win you'll be wanking him off begging him not to throw you out Win Win 🤣🤣🤣

Looking at your boat race I ain't surprised

@Bluey320 All of them

What one of your rings would you let AJ box?

@TattooedDoll2 Watched Something Bad Is Going To Happen, that's worth or 'Go, Fuck Yourself' is always an option

@TattooedDoll2 Thanks shit face

@TattooedDoll2 Well now you mention it Yes

@TattooedDoll2 Maybe if I were 20 years younger like paint thinner now

@TattooedDoll2 Do you like a scrap to end up with a creampie?

My three year old has just asked me 'Why was I born?' Couldn't exactly tell her the truth that her mum doesn't like it up the arse

@BenGrahamUK Fuck off you melt

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

@Shadaya_Knight Call her a slag and move on

Will Smith has to be greatest simp of all time > Jada cheated on him with his son's best friend August Alsina > Jada constantly talks about her dead thug rapper ex Tupac > Jada had him on an interview telling him why she cheated > Jada told him he didn't need his help, after he slapped Chris Rock for trolling her at the Oscars > Jada has their 2 children, gender confused, the girl acts like a boy, the boy like a girl > Jada kicked him out of his home Lesson: One of the most important decisions you'll ever make as a man is the woman you choose to marry

@TattooedDoll2 You on the other hand can flop them out 😉