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@thathawksgirl I think Drake Maye did just about as well as he possibly could have, but after playing a schedule full of weak AFC teams, the Patriots just couldn't get the job done when called upon to face real competition.

Drake Maye failed. I’ve joked about it too, but let’s be real: he didn’t deserve ALL the solo blame. Our D cooked them all. 53% pressured, 6 sacks, 14 pressures from one rookie LT, and 42 rushing yards as a team. That’s not a QB, that’s a war zone. Agree?

@keithedwards If Donald Trump wore facepaint in this photo, he'd look just like Pazuzu.

a mid-November jack-o’-lantern

@BlaireWhite "If you live in Jersey and don't vote for The Situation, you are retarded." See how ridiculous that sounds?

If you live in LA and don’t vote for Spencer Pratt, you are retarded.

I'm tired of people simping over reality stars for leadership. You all sound and look like fucking fools. Spencer Pratt and his little tribe of influencers can fuck all the way off. VOTE NO ON PRATT LOS ANGELES.

@MaximilliannoTV @WSBFun Who are you to pity El Dandy?

@WSBFun I felt terrible for El Dandy here.

27 YEARS AGO TODAY… The infamous David Flair vs El Dandy match takes place on WCW Nitro. “He missed him that time”

@atrupar One huckster salutes another

Freudian slip

@spencerpratt No rush or anything. I know you're gonna need a lot of wound-licking time to recover from your upcoming soul-crushing defeat, but if you could help us settle this bet by, say, October-ish, that would just be fantastic. Thanks a bunch, Puck!

@spencerpratt When you lose and you have some spare time after licking your wounds, I ask that you do me a favor: My cousin and I have a bet going. I say you squandered your "earnings" from The Hills on cheap booze & coke laced with uppers, my cousin says it was cheap coke & booze with uppers

Karen Bass and Nithya Raman enable this insanity by not only handing out drug needles and crack pipes on YOUR dime, but they also got busted dealing them DRUGS, too. That’s what all their “experience” brings to the city

@spencerpratt Bret Michaels dismissed girls from Rock Of Love with more electability than you. Do yourself a favor: stay in your lane, drop out of the race, and see if some reverse mortgage company is hiring F-grade reality TV personalities to do commercials.

If you knew what you were doing, you would have fixed it all by now. Keep begging, dude.

@velvetheimplyer @ArtOfDialogue_ I haven't seen anything this ridiculous since Ridiculous Day down at the deli, when prices were so low, they were ridiculous.

@ArtOfDialogue_ MY NAME IS CLEVELAND BROWN

Kelis shows off a collectible art piece she created, which is a Black version of Woody from “Toy Story.” (🎥 Kelis /Make it Brown/ IG)

@LakotaMan1 PICTURED: JD Vance with the President he tells Trump not to worry about

I get fucking goosebumps thinking about all the fun I’m gonna have with this image.

@LakotaMan1 When the dick-in-mouth drawing draws itself

@LakotaMan1 Well I guess this photo disproves all those couch rumors.

@_Boomhauer "Look at me! I'm white!" "Bill, leave the comedy to the professionals"

@SouthDallasFood We had a 25¢ Surge machine at school. I'd fill my backpack up with Surge cans for $3. Good times.

Do y’all remember this amazing green fluid from the late 90s?

@NFL_DovKleiman "Matt, sit your ass down and quit blocking the TV. We're trying to watch the Super Bowl here!"

Hearbreaking: Rams QB Matthew Stafford’s wife, Kelly, posted that she is extremely angry that the media calls him Matt. “What gets me is that he's been playing in the league now for close to 2 decades and people who have jobs reporting on it, still call him Matt. I find it highly disrespectful, but honestly kinda goes along with Matthew’s whole career.” Kelly just wants Matthew to be respected 😔💔

@GriffeyDingers @NFLonCBS

How was your team's defense last year? 🤔