Bonkers Fishpaw ☭

@Theboatman7662 @GovLarryHogan I think there should be a fund for developers to mitigate stormwater runoff, rather than allowing developers to just pave over forest and dirt that naturally mitigates storm water runoff. How money goes into that fund makes little difference to me.

Heyyyyyy remember how a stormwater mitigation tax was painted by then-gov @GovLarryHogan as a “rain tax” and then Ellicott City got doused by “once in a century floods” two consecutive years?

I’m back on twitter and I’m on a solidarity strike

@obscuredbytrees Yeah, walkability was a key driver when it came to which neighborhood I lived in. Mt. Vernon has liquor stores, vegan restaurants and a (former) grocery store that all exist within a roughly .5 mile-radius of each other, something that like Patterson Park doesn’t.

@K__imPossible @bmoredownbeats Throw bows

They admit that they know how to do this, yet they don’t just run more trains all the time

Baltimore remains the only jurisdiction that fails to compensate its adult or student school board members. baltimorebeat.com/op-ed-baltimor…

@Skeletor_JDC @docteetor @squirtstain Reminds me of a tweet complaining that all the boys on her apps were labeling themselves as “ethically non-monogamous” which is a problem because she wanted a “regular” relationship. She was mad that cis straight men had a vocabulary to articulate their desire

accidentally gave my opinion on polyamory in front of the wrong person

@wooded_area Luckily, she’s dead or Amish and they only do the display a couple times a year

Fireworks Harbor-side accompanied by the BSO was worth going out on a Tuesday night, that’s for sure

Stil got it, bay-bee

@riktov @ibrake4ants @flueko 19th century easy.

@ibrake4ants @flueko How easy do you want to make it?

A while back, I was talking with a friend who'd moved to the US a few years prior At some point, I said something like "we Americans..." and he froze with shock. He asked, "Wait, do you think of me as American?" Without much thought, I said "Of course!" He paused for a while and then said, "Wow. Back home no one would ever refer to a recent immigrant that way. Heck, they wouldn't refer to any immigrant that way, even if they'd lived there for decades" While the US has a lot of problems (many of which are our own making), this moment made me swell with joy and pride for this special place Happy birthday, America. I'm so proud to be the citizen of a country where, if you choose to build your life here and contribute to your community, you can become an American too 🇺🇸

@LostInIndigo Wow, the total lack of shame or second thought even with a street reporter is absolutely stunning.

*Googling ‘DIY guillotine’ furiously*

@LeavittAlone You don’t have to write this, John.

when movies get deleted for tax reasons, they should legally become public domain. people should be allowed to upload it anywhere they want. that's the tradeoff you make if you wanna delete your own movie released this year for a few extra bucks, and i think it's fair

Nice little holiday we got here

He rowed a blazing saddle, or something