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🎵 your motor inn 🎵 Katılım Mart 2013
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@shirtsthtgohard This makes no sense unless you pronounce data in a Very Weird Way
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@Rush_three @ianbremmer Huh? Perhaps you have Dr. Bremmer confused with en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Brem…
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@ianbremmer Remember your policy of “de-bathification” in Iraq. Thousands of service members died because of your terrible ideas. How anyone listens to you and how you have the nerve to recommend anything to anybody is beyond me. 🤡
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no regime change in iran, no handpicking of the next supreme leader.
no dismantling of iran’s proxies, no restrictions on its ballistic missile and drone programs.
an agreement to downblend the highly enriched uranium inside iran.
the destruction of iran’s navy, but an emboldened iran that is prepared to disrupt the strait.
throw in the cost in lives, the global economy, and the global treasure, and the reputational damage to the united states…and president trump has some serious explaining to do.
next up: cuba
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@EvaLangwin Genuine question: Can't you eat maybe not as much as you like, but enough to avoid feeling miserable, as long as you work out enough to burn enough calories?
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@shirtsthtgohard Huh? Da Pope is from Chicago.
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@ianbremmer I need you to connect the dots for me.
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@EvaLangwin Which Todd Howard? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Howa…
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@DerfElif @ianbremmer But that wasn't in our lifetimes.
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@ianbremmer @JackPosobiec The Marshall Plan.
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@EvaLangwin “two big bags” 🤭
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@QueenBastila Good on you for doing so. But you did lose a few points for using 'loosing' instead of 'losing'.
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@EvaLangwin 😕 I haven't figured out what number 1 is.
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@EvaLangwin OMG, you read the replies to your tweets?
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@shirtsthtgohard That's not the design shown in the previous tweet.
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@ianbremmer You can't be a Celtics fan *and* a Knicks fan.
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@morgpieluv Whether you mean that literally or figuratively, nein danke.
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