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Something to know about me. #spiritshape #standupcomedy

@fatpheebs Fat people are so cute and cute lol lol I love you too buddy and I’ll see you soon buddy

Flexed my @goodr sunglasses when I walked past a running club gathering to show them I’m also a runner. Just not today.

Baking shows are getting a little out of control.

@ChemistCraig Does it start on April 1st?

Absolutely ridiculous.

Hey UNC, are y’all hiring? 😉

@aparnapkin There’s been a lot of strong winds lately!

@aparnapkin 13 hrs later…

Great new way for you to save papers that you’ll never read!

People who join my zoom meeting early frighten me.

It's that time of the year again when Spotify mansplains your music taste to you.

Not hot yet unbothered, unbothered as in nobody bothers to bother me.

Personal pizza should have different sizes if it's really personal.

Paper citations are just like social media post likes - it doesn't mean people like you, but it does make you feel a little bit better about yourself. #AcademicChatter

Anxiety in a nutshell. #AcademicChatter

Reality TV is just like human zoo.

Academic writing is wild bc you’ll read four articles just to write one sentence. Anyway, here’s a thread of resources I’ve been using to speed through this review I’m working on:

If you look at u-haul in the rearview, it becomes juahu

I want to have a tail so dogs will know I'm happy to see them too.

@AcademicsSay I sign off most of my emails with "Drink water," but if it's a professional email, I use "Stay hydrated" instead.

Of course I will give you all my money if you change your app/ logo to a rainbow. #moneyismoney