Bo Mitchell

Has Dr. Phil been nominated for Surgeon General yet?

@Bo_Mitchell Schoolhouse Rock power rankings: 1-Grammar 2-History/Social Studies 3-Math

After extensive review, @jtuvey and I have concluded that "Conjunction Junction" is the best Schoolhouse Rock jam of all time. Tell us we're wrong.

Week 2 food for thought...

Will the Roar be fully restored?

Based on 50,000 simulations of the pro football season, teams with 10 or more wins this season have a 95% chance of making the playoffs, compared to only 56% chance with 9 wins. Will your team break through this threshold? #ProFootball #Kickoff

The King is in the North! We ran the upcoming #ProFootball season through our advanced #AI algorithms 50K times to predict the strongest divisions in the league, and the American North is leading the way. Who will be part of divisional royalty when it’s all said and done?

The reigning champs have a 15.1% chance of being the first team to accomplish the 10-win milestone this season. Will Kansas City win the race to the playoffs?

Throw up a hand if you also spent hours plotting which Sports Illustrated posters were perfect for your room.

Michael Jordan Cost Alex Rodriguez $3 Billion Company’s Profit Courtesy of 67YONBA Owner’s Choice essentiallysports.com/nba-legends-ba… via @es_sportsnews

Carsten Koerl, Sportradar CEO, joined Bloomberg @podcasts @jasonkellynews and former legendary Yankee, @AROD, to discuss the latest trends and secrets to success in sports business. 🎙️ Listen to their insights on #TheDeal: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… #SportsTech #AI #Leadership

It's not the heat; it's the corn sweat.

Vikings fans right about now...

I've been working on a book about the plight of the Minnesota Vikings and their fans, but I keep needing to add chapters. I fear George R. R. Martin will be done with "A Song of Ice and Fire" long before I finish my first edition... and his book(s) will be far less fantastical.

Easily the most often used Venn diagram in the history of all things played with a ball. There's not a close second.

Hopefully, it's "just" a meniscectomy for J.J. McCarthy. That would get him back around the end of September -- around Week 4 or 5.

The AL Central is the first division with three 60-win teams this season. That's what sharing a division with a team like the White Sox (8-32 vs. AL Central) will do. Plus the Guardians, Royals, and Twins are pretty good.

Let’s fucking go there: Who’s your favorite 80s movie character? I’ll start: