Kiburi the Boar

“What’re YOU lookin’ at?” * Kiburi the Boar * Sonic/MVRP OC account * SFW RP with 18+ themes * Ships with Chem Art by @/starbab00

@MelanoidMenace “Mmph. Booze ain’t nearly good enough unless it’s got something you gotta wash down!” Spoken like a true pig. He’d stab a few pieces, drag them around on the juices of his plate, before eating them off his fork like a kebab.

@BoarForHire " a well stated fact. " not even a second since the plates were put down, does he feel the need to take a step back. mild disgust on his face at the sight. " eager, aren't we? he hasn't even brought the wine over yet. "

" will these spoken words fall into an echoing abyss, or are there still souls on the other ends of these channels? " tap. tap. tap. " ...or does his time remain wasted. "

@MelanoidMenace “Hmph. You stay calm so no one messes with you, I get angry so folks regret messing with me. Everyone deals with it differently.” He cuts off a hunk of that steak and shoves it into his mouth. After a few seconds of chewing, his eye lit up and he’d gleefully chow down.

@BoarForHire — side of their stomach, though.

@MelanoidMenace “You didn’t sound that calm over the comms earlier, geheheh.” He snickered a little. “Guess that makes sense though. Ain’t no fun messing with someone who doesn’t bite, y’know.”

@BoarForHire " panther would be less of a wanted man if that's how he resolved things. " he turns the heat off and moves to collect two plates. " it's why he stays calm most of the time. though, folk seem to find that eerie and unnerving too. "

@MelanoidMenace “Huh.” He seemed more interested than mortified, as any normal person probably would have been. “I dunno if I’d have done all that.” He’d snort with a wave of his hand. “If someone’s gonna insult me, I’d just humiliate em’ and send em’ to the hospital with a broken body.”

@BoarForHire — casually, with no remorse.

@MelanoidMenace “Oh.” He looks down at the table for a moment. “Well…that guy was probably a jackass anyways.” Kiburi would eventually reply in a casual tone. “Most of those hoity toity foodie types are in my experience.”

@BoarForHire he responds to the boar, though his eyes remain fixed on the steaks. " this one was a chef, once. he was young and needed the work to support his standard of living, after being estranged from relatives. that ended after quite a vicious disagreement with his then manager. "

@MelanoidMenace The scent of melted butter and searing meat was hard to resist for the heavyset hog. He’d drum his fingers on the table as a low hum rumbled in his throat. “Damn that smells good…hey, if you ain’t gonna be a DJ you ever consider being a chef?”

@BoarForHire — adds a little butter to the pan. the steaks are added once the butter's melted.

@MelanoidMenace “Wha-? Personality?! I got a great personality!” He crossed his arms with an annoyed grunt. “And that other stuff ain’t true either…well, maybe I could use a little more deodorant, I guess.” He sniffed under his arm twice, before shrugging.

@BoarForHire — unkemptness. oh, and the smell. "

@MelanoidMenace “What, you can say it. They wouldn’t let me eat there cause I’m too fat, is that what you mean?” He’d snort a couple times, befitting the pig that he was. “I guess I can understand that. If I’m REALLY hungry, I could seriously go to town, heh.”

@BoarForHire — character... to dine there. "

@FerretPokemon “Wow, don’t get TOO excited now.” Cracking his knuckles, he’d start stomping towards the mongoose with a dark chuckle.

@BoarForHire ❝︎ I’d rather not fight to be honest! ❞ Crossing his arms. Staring off to the side, sighing before Villard looked back up at the boar. ❝ I’ll prove it if you want, I guess. ❞ Wow, so enthusiastic. It’s like he isn’t even phased by the height!

“Frrrngh…my stomach’s killing me!” Kiburi groaned as he rubbed his poor belly. Maybe he ate too much of the wrong thing?

@MelanoidMenace -in the future.”

@MelanoidMenace “Beats a cheap hot dog from the spaceport any day.” He’d snort, grabbing some silverware and wielding them like clubs. “If you don’t got the money for it I guess I can let it slide this time.” Kiburi relents with an almost exaggerated sigh. “I’ll just have to get another meal-

@FerretPokemon “Tch!” He might’ve helped him out of a proverbial bind, but this pipsqueak was getting on his nerves fast. “Like I’d even let you get a shot in. I’d just pin you in the dirt!”

@BoarForHire ❝︎ They would’ve blown off? Your butt wouldn’t stop jiggling either. ❞ Staring up at him now. Paws on his side, wow this guy was massive compared to him. ❝︎ Least I know where to aim if we ever fight. ❞

@FerretPokemon It’d take a moment for the relief to fade as his brow soon furrowed. “What the hell’s pants got to do with anything?” He glared at the strange little warrior, as he stood up to full height once more.

@BoarForHire Staring there with his fist still inside the Boar’s jiggly belly for a moment. Removing it slowly from his stomach and stepping back. ❝︎ Hmph, Atleast you didn’t have pants on. ❞ Hearing that loud sound, luckily no one was around!

@FerretPokemon “HRNGHK?!” The boar’s good eye widens, before it clenched shut and his teeth grit. Suddenly, without warning, a powerful fart would rip free from his backside. “…Fuhhhh…” He exhaled when all was said and done.

@BoarForHire Staring at him, sighing. Might as well try it. The Zangoose raises a fist and slams it into the big giant gut, hard!

@FerretPokemon The boar is currently hunched over, hands clutching his gut while he winced. It didn’t look good, not one bit.

@BoarForHire Yeesh, what’s his problem—?

@MelanoidMenace “Ain’t picky none as long as it fills me up good, geheheh.” He gave his belly a few more pats, as it uttered another hungry growl. “Besides, I don’t get to eat fancy like this often. Make me whatever you’d eat, and make it a double portion while you’re at it.”

@BoarForHire — clearing of the throat, he regains focus. " well, this one could do steak. or perhaps minted lamb leg? red wine with both, of course. unless you have suggestions? mind, this is a plant-free household if you do. they make this one ill. "

@MelanoidMenace -don’t mind.” He picked up a chair he had carelessly knocked over and planted his fat ass down on it. The piece of furniture was clearly suffering beneath his weight, but managed to keep itself together…for now, anyways.

@MelanoidMenace Kiburi crossed his arms as he looked over the feline. Close enough in height but much slimmer…he bet he could bulldoze him over if he needed to. Panther’s offer, however, would delay that option for now. “Well ain’t that kind of you! Think I’ll take that meal right now if you-

@MelanoidMenace Just as he had bent over to see what food was available, his ears perked up. He’d turn around in the direction of that little comment…and a big fat grin spread upon his face. “Well howdy there~”

@BoarForHire his eyes follow the... rotund figure approaching his fridge. a snark comment escapes. panther can't control himself if the opportunity is there. " no surprise to see a piggy raiding the fridge. it's not like you need the calories. "