Not Great Bob

@JohnDeVore Mr. USA Jammies definitely stormed the Capitol on Jan 6.

im sorry im watching love is blind

@DavidCote I scored our Dead Man’s Cell Phone with “Begin to Hope” and it was a magical fit.

@JamesUrbaniak JAMES

Wanna see Boebert getting kicked AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL the way out of a theater?

@EdwardEinhorn Ha ha yes!

@BobCucuzza For a second I actually thought it was Bob Odenkirk.

Hey actors, here’s a new audition monologue

@kwertzy That’s some straight truth right there.

@kwertzy That you’ve accomplished this in the midst of the strike is truly an incredible feat.

CARRIE FISHER promoting Star Wars on French TV, and speaking very good French.

@kwertzy Holy mother of Mariah I just discovered that she sampled Tom Tom Club

Here’s how broken Twitter is—woke up early in Cleveland to get updates on my home in LA. For You was filled with people surfing, dancing, and doing stupid shit in floodwaters. Looked at “Trending,” saw “LA River,” clicked “Latest” and saw these, and only these:

I’m not in LA for this tropical storm and it’s absolutely incredible how useless Twitter has become to follow events like this. Like, there’s nothing even in the “For You” feed.

BREAKING HURRICANE NEWS:

I don’t think Damon has ever been in a superhero movie but he sure as hell smashed the living shit out of these two.

It’s 330am on July 5th, 1985, 18th inning of a game between the Mets/Braves. The Braves are down 11-10 and down to their last hitter. They send reliever Rick Camp, who had a batting average of .062. See what happens. Beautiful call by legendary broadcaster, John Sterling.

@TimothyBraun42 I was elected Treasurer about seven years ago, did it for one semester, then not only resigned but never went to a senate meeting ever again.

This basically happened to me three years ago.

So curious that none of them ever bring up the conspiracy to forge documents and submit fake electors to his VP. Wonder why?