🚨Bob Mortimer ARRESTED for VANDALISING establishment with message “Anyone selling Geese Tickets?”
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@skytv New SNL uk idea: Bob Mortimer host & Geese musical guest?
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@roselikesremy @geese_band Just what I’m here for
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@BobGeeseDaily @geese_band hey thanks bob mortimer geese daily if anyone can do it it’s you
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praying for any 3D country song on the setlist tomorrow as well as 2122 PLEASE @geese_band
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Vote my son now if you please
BAFTA@BAFTA
The six nominees for this year’s P&O Cruises Memorable Moment Award are... ✨ Adolescence – Jamie snaps at the psychologist ✨ Big Boys – “I didn’t make it, did I?” ✨ Blue Lights – The police are warned of an ambush plot to silence a key witness ✨ Last One Laughing – Bob Mortimer and Richard Ayoade’s speed date ✨ The Celebrity Traitors – Alan Carr wins The Celebrity Traitors ✨ What It Feels Like For A Girl – Byron leaves for Brighton to start Uni, where she introduces herself as Paris Vote now 👉 bafta.org/moment Find out more about these incredible TV moments from 2025 below 👇 #BAFTATVAwards with @pandocruises
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GEESE LONDON DATES CANCELLED DUE TO FULL BAND PARTICIPATION IN REWATCHING ‘GONE FISHING’. SORRY TO ALL AFFECTED BY THIS SITUATION.
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Do you think Bob Mortimer will be in attendance for the upcoming Geese tour dates?
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🚨“son im crine” - Geese, when asked what they thought about Bob Mortimer’s recent appearance in Last One Laughing s2.
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It is reported that the entirety of the band Geese are awaiting Bob Mortimer’s return to Last One Laughing UK Season 2.
“I'm seated. We are all scared and asking each other to leave because it's 'not the 19th yet' but we’re simply too seated”
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🚨 Cameron Winter spotted leaving convenience store with Bob Mortimer’s RadioTimes magazine beneath one arm.
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Do you think Bob Mortimer & the entirety of Geese will collaborate on the next season of BBC’s Celebrity Traitors?
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Cameron Winter & Bob Mortimer in talks to accompany Billie Eilish in film adaptation of Sylvia Plath’s “The Bell Jar”. x.com/popbase/status…
Pop Base@PopBase
Billie Eilish in talks to make her film acting debut in an adaptation of Sylvia Plath’s ‘The Bell Jar’ directed by Sarah Polley. (deadline.com/2026/03/billie…)
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@liveandski Thank you I appreciate it more than you could ever know👑🌹
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Sorry everybody my phone broke. Returning to business as usual.
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Bob and Damien Hirst stun with plastic ketchup container. To the average eye this might mean nothing but for those with eyes to see…this is very clearly a reference to the 2014 film Paddington when the very kind little bear mistook the bottle for a real tomato and bit into it.
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Mind you, the tech fleece was released in 2013. Take the 3 from 2013 and add it to the original number and you get 2016. What happened in 2016? Geese formed. Much to consider…
bob mortimer@RealBobMortimer
Thinking of getting a tech fleece
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@RealBobMortimer You would rock a tech fleece, Bob
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