Robert Turner

@BrendaBlethyn @Wthmoni 15! Don't forget Schroedinger who may or may not be hiding round the back! 🐱

@Wthmoni 14

I see 10 and you ?? Be honest

@servicerotties I know that look. It's called "The Snoopervisor". 🐶

The back hatch on the van stopped closing so we had a great Mobile mechanic come out to fix it. That meant a training opportunity for baby mooseweiler Kenji. He met the mechanic human and he watched him work and heard some very strange tools. Important life stuff!

@servicerotties Excellent reward for lot of hard work! Remember Gery Player's reply when people said he was a lucky golfer? "Maybe, but the more I practice, the luckier I get!"

I got a certificate in the mail! It says I'm the number one Rottweiler in Canada in rally obedience again this year. My human teammate uses a wheelchair. I hope this demonstrates that with love and patience you can train your disabled human to do all sorts of great things. But all that aside, I don't know why she insisted on a tiara and flowers for this picture. I would have much preferred being wrapped in bacon. #Dogs #GoodestGirl

@anne_hegerty @ApostateProphet He's a very naughty boy and an idiot. That's not why people shout "Jesus Christ" at his antics.

@ApostateProphet Of course anyone can criticise the Pope. Claiming that doctors typically have golden glowy hands and are followed around by angels, however, does make the speaker look an idiot.

There is nothing wrong with criticizing the Pope, even harshly, especially on sociopoitical matters. Not even in Catholicism. Great Catholics have done the same in the past. People just want a reason to be outraged.

@anne_hegerty @UsingLyft Not by the sound of it!

@UsingLyft Have they ever heard of Liberia?

Black Americans need a lesson in humility on the subject of “pan Africanism”. If you can’t fix the issues you have here in the greatest country ever you have deluded yourself beyond belief if you think you have a chance at improving Africa in even the slightest bit

@MysterySolvents Peter Rabbit and the Rancid Trump. ( To trump is to break wind)

What is the title of this children’s book?

@SarahMillican75 Watching it now. Fab but I think I may be a late beaver.

A little reminder that my latest Stand Up Special, Late Bloomer is on Channel 4 at 9pm tonight. It will appear On Demand after that as well. I really hope it makes you laugh. Thanks for watching! If you live outside of the UK and Ireland, you can watch it on Netflix now!

@Martina Yes. Apparently he's sending worships to do the job.

REIGN?

@anne_hegerty @DecodingFoxNews 😆😆. The solution would be Miss Aching with an iron frying pan!

@BobTurnTray @DecodingFoxNews How much cooler would he be if that were the case??

He was definitely not raised Catholic. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@anne_hegerty @DecodingFoxNews His mum was a Nac Mac Feegle? No wonder hell rob anybody!

@DecodingFoxNews Well, no, I imagine his mum was a Wee Free.

@servicerotties @integritycdn Same. We've been with our vet over 30 years. The dogs take one look and trot happily into the consulting room. 🐶

This is why I still have a vet outside of the city. It's not convenient but it's worth it. I've been with her for the past 5 dogs. She genuinely cares about the animal AND the owner. The little things like taking 5 extra minutes to get back on good terms with a dog after an invasive procedure mean a lot. She's not afraid to say she would like to consult with someone else or make a referral. But most importantly, I feel like she truly cares about my dogs. And each one absolutely adored her.

I haven’t experienced good Vet Care since 2019 Coincidence?

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Who has been dead for some time.

A lot of people tell him he looks like Elvis

@servicerotties Drat! Mixed my Kunos and my Chesnyys! Clearly I was suffering cute pic overload. 🐶

It's time for the answer!!! If you said Puppy A is Kenji, Puppy B is Kuno, and Puppy C is Chesnyy you either have gotten to know us well, have a good eye for small details, or are a lucky guesser! That was a lot of cuteness on one post! ❤️🐾❤️

@anne_hegerty @mattwridley Yes, but as you will appreciate from panto, you still need to project so that the audience get all the tones and colours of your natural voice amplified a bit instead of breathy mumbling made louder.

@mattwridley So does 'proper theatre' not use radio mikes?

What's happened to the Royal Shakespeare Company? I've had fabulous experiences watching their plays over the years but last night's Hamlet in Newcastle was poor. The Titanic set was clever. Ophelia was good, Polonius OK. Claudius and Gertrude projected their voices well. But Hamlet (Ralph Davis) was mostly inaudible from the middle of the stalls. Without close-captioning it would have been pointless to stay. If he cannot project, why not give him a microphone? His range of emotions went from miserable to very slightly more miserable. His delivery of great lines was rushed - where I could hear them at all. If that had been my first Hamlet I would have concluded it is a bad play. Desperately disappointing.

@servicerotties Kuno C, Chesnyy B, Kenji A. Going by the inexact science of eyebrow and grin definition!🐶

A #ThrowbackThursday game!!! Match the Baby Puppy Picture to the dog. 🐾 Ok so technically Kenji is still a puppy but he's not a total baby anymore. He just acts like one! 🤣🤣 #PuppyMatch #Rottweiler #Babypics

@servicerotties Maybe don't let him do the weather yet just in case? 🐶

The sky is trying to make winter again. It's probably Kenji, the moosepuppy's fault. I wouldn't be surprised if he accidentally scared Spring away with his oversized paws.

@theliamnissan Perhaps change your name to Harryson Ford? Just a thought. 😊

😭

@themiltonjones Except that this post is a day old as I read it, so it's less than 2 months. Of course, by the time you read this, it may be even nearer. Is it me or are the days getting shorter early?

I said this was a month away yesterday, its 2 months away of course..

@servicerotties OK, I asked Skye and Bryn. The result? Kuno and Chesnyy are first among equals. Kenji very close second. Please don't argue with Skye. She's a Border Collie and is never wrong! Trust me.

I was asked if I'm worried that the oversized, fluffy chaos yak might become the favorite. 🤣🤣🤣 Not a chance. #LoyaltySpeaksVolumes

@theliamnissan At a guess, self aggrandising drivel as usual.

Trump is scheduled to make a big announcement today. What will it be?