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@XtraXymbol @KALADIMA1972 @UnilorinNGR Swrs, NEOLIFE agents would tell you not to attend classes that they are not important all you need to attend is when you're having test or exams.

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Today we remember Aisha Bello Mustapha. A legendary NTA broadcaster and renowned anchored the 9 PM Network News in the 1990s and 2000s. She served at NTA for 35 years, eventually becoming General Manager of NTA Parliament before retiring in 2022. She passed away on December 10, 2023 Rest in Peace 🕊️

@guzu_p 🤣

Do you know the funny thing about landwhales? They claim to love themselves for their excess fat but as soon as they lose weight, they'll come on social media to post their throwback comparing their before vs now. At the end of the day, the only reason they claim to love their current self is because they're just too lazy to work on themselves. So they have come to accept themselves as the shapeless landwhale they are while using body positivity as a copping mechanism. I bet you three facts about a fat woman: 1. They envy slim women. 2. They hate mirrors because it reminds them of how unattractive they are. 3. They cry themselves to bed every night. So don't allow these hippos fool you they love their bodies. After their body odor, sweaty bumbum and smelly opueh, their body fat is the next in their list of things they hate.

Whe there was still sense of community 😅🥹

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM, LOVE YOU SO MUCH !!! 💝💝💝

@Favwontmiss Depends on my mood

How do you slice your onions?

@FaceHard6 @guzu_p come and see o😂

India love breaks down crying on stream reminiscing her “mistakes” in her teenage days after she just turned 30 “I let people take advantage of me” 💀

Asake blew up & gave the sound a cultural reset and birthed a new sound no one has ever heard. He changed the afrobeat soundscape with *Peace be unto you* & his debut album. Seyi vibez was known with the same sound he sampled from it. Ayanfe viral and many upcoming acts followed the style and start making songs off the sound. The wearing of grills and baggy clothes was heavily influenced by him that year to the point so many artist wear them to start looking like him. He pioneered the use of vocal crowds in songs which many artists emulated today, He took live stage performances to a whole new level, showing that being an artist doesn’t end in the studio. The most influential artist of his generation.🤞🏿❤️

I have a confession. Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan. They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory. And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album. They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot. The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part. The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that. The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia. Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances. I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.

@Stilldadaboi 😂

Abeg who be waec Pele again 😭😭😂😂 Walahi I no fit ever leave FT Twitter 😂😭😭😭

@streetupdate24_ Fr bro

@Femzydr1 @grok how true is this post

Freemasons are the second most powerful confraternity in the world after Illuminati. They perform bl00d säcrifïces once in a year, Members include world drug barons, politicians, celebrities & lawmakers. Almost all Nigerian billionaires are members, with Obi Cubana and Cubana Chief Priest serving as coordinators for South East Nigeria.

@Femzydr1 Somebody ask @grok how true is this

@LunaGitana0333 😂😂

Esta foto fue tomada en 1946. Este hombre es Ken Shimizu. Tiene 35 años. Tiene dos hijos. Shimizu nunca corre. Se acuesta tarde. Come lo que quiere. Incluso bebe cerveza en lugar de agua. Cena con muchos tipos de alimentos antes de ir a dormir. ¿Qué hace Shimizu para tener un cuerpo así? Shimizu no tiene ningún secreto. Shimizu es la persona sentada en la esquina inferior izquierda de la foto... En cuanto al hombre que está de pie en el medio, no estoy segura.

🚨🔴⚪️ Ademola Lookman to Atlético Madrid, here we go! The agreement is in place on every detail. €35m fixed fee, €5m add-ons to Atalanta and long term deal agreed by Lookman after decision last night. Atlético, planning now for travel and medical next for the Nigerian. 🇳🇬

@guzu_p Chisos🤣

Her on makeup VS Her real self One day, we'll talk about how an average Nigerian woman is a chameleon.

@legitngnews @guzu_p Any Opinion

"They said I was 43 yrs old, married to a 33-year-old man. To be truthful, I was laughing about it. Because my husband and I have faced things even in the relationship, we were both enough for each other. I heard it on my wedding day. Thank God now my teeth are fine, they trolled me, they said I should stop laughing that my dentition is bad." Actress Blessing Obasi Nze shares rumors she heard about herself during the early years of her marriage. Photo credit: @davidsignature3 @thomfelix_concept/Instagram

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@guzu_p This Guy 🤣

Their faces can be deceiving but their inner and reproductive system can't be deceived or fooled. She definitely has less fertile eggs in her ovaries compared to when she was in her 20s. And it will take more consistent strokes to make her pregnant compared to her prime. If you like, look more beautiful in your 30s than in your 20s, it doesn't change the fact that the older a woman becomes, the more her eggs lose value. All the beauty in the world won't give you a child when you have reached menopause. I didn't make the rules. Nature did! The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

@guzu_p Correct

"I prefer the way I am like this, with my peace, than one person now giving me headache." But guess who's online announcing to the world that she's still single and searching for the perfect man? No woman who enjoys being single comes online to remind the world that she's still single because all you're trying to do is show the world that you're still available in the dating pool and ready for marriage. By her arrogance, even in her decline, that should tell you the level of pride she had in her prime. You can already tell that she was rude to men, had unrealistic standards and was full of pride which no sane man will agree to be in a serious relationship with. But now that's she's yesterday evening newspaper, lost value in the dating market and an inch away from menopause, she has to gaslight herself in order not to feel worse than she's already feeling for being undesirable by men. She knows 30 plus women are shamed by society for being expired, so she had to come out to defend herself and do reverse psychology before people shame her. At the end of the day, she can only fool herself because we all know she wished she was married by now. With her current arrogance, you can tell she'll still remain single in her 40s. Another day to remind women to be humble in their prime. Else, time will teach you a lesson. If you doubt me, ask Tiwa Savage, Nancy isime, Toto Dickeh, Cuppy, and Toke Makinwa. They know exactly what I'm talking about. The game might be brutal but it's still fair.