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Work hard,make money, stay humble and most importantly catch cruise

@AmakaSuccess15 @tweetsbyfargo Amaka wey dumb See as u dey insult person mother, foolish woman

@tweetsbyfargo It's your mother that's foôling. Go and ask your foolîsh mother about mortar. Mugu

Why do drivers always insist people must put móney inside MORTAL before they can carry them and the mortal?. What's the mystery behind it pls let's learn?

@Theoladeledada @zhus_jdo Idan U get level

Tag one celebrity to dash you 500k today

@hauwautheotaku Omo see obough Make i come chop

bae watch🛟

@satizzlestmg Ofensala $trafitti

e get one song like this wey the musician talk “99 problems 1 wire” , abeg who sabi the song and who sing am. I too like the song when I hear am 😂😂

@SophyaAdannaya Obough aja= obough serious infection Make una look her face well sha

My dog does everything for me, men are useless.

@SophyaAdannaya @Charlesfx16_ Obough aja

@Charlesfx16_ Take am play nau

@Tejotheweirdo Omo

Me too😝

@onyekanwelue Poor man like u 😂😂😂

Let me share the backstory. A Nigerian promised to ‘humble’ me, because he is wealthier than me. So, he was able to get EFCC officials to pick me and drive me from Lagos to Benin City in a Hilux and lock me up on a weekend. Fortunately, the soldier in charge of opening and locking the gate of my cell, said he knew me and that he was from Oguta. He asked me to use his phone and contact my people. That the only way I could get out, was Soyinka’s influence. I reached out to my elder brother and asked him to contact Professor Wole Soyinka and tell him where I was. Soyinka was away in Brazil but promised to call Magu. And he kept to his promise. Magu gave an order for me to be released. Here is the thing: the person that humbled me, lost money to EFCC. Because he gave them a lot of money to humble this Child of God. I came back to Lagos and went to thank Professor with that drink. You can hear me telling his PA I just got out of prison. The End.

@iaojimaahmedmus @onyekanwelue Na very foolish person 😂

@onyekanwelue Na still poor man opening gate help u .. but u hate poor people 🤣🤣

@UOladiti Person wey dey watch porn loud for TV lol Una toto dey wet

So last night, their neighbor bring another girl home and started knacking again and this time around the lady went out to see everything with her face

@Teeniiola Obough E ti fe lol

Her compound children confronted her saying they always hear sounds from her room like a clipper and they asked what she’s always doing. But she explained that the sound is only from her shaving her head nothing more.

@Sugar_Pops_ @kingsuleiman27 Ijaw girl wey no get wetin to talk. Wetin be hmm there now

@kingsuleiman27 The babe did not try at all but what her sister did….hmmmmm….

That was how I bought 20 veils and 5 abayas from Dubai as gifts for a girl I intended to marry that year. We were engaged, both families have started wedding arrangements. We lived in different locations. I drove all the way to her school in another state without telling her I was coming, because I wanted to surprise her with the gifts I bought for her.

@psa0s Yes o

chill guy, shey your gbola don knack kpekus sote the kpekus go recommend your gbola to another kpekus ?

@HEPHZIBAHr6 Hmm

A 38 years old woman is looking for a young man to start a friendship with (hopefully it grows into something beautiful). Indicate if interested

@0rieno DEM BE MUGU

@Odumodublvck_ @0rieno Kala bless me make I no mugu like dem

You and chocolate city fall my hand . How Una let Odumodu outsmart una

@Okechukwu_odd Does this mean I'm also crazy? Hmm

This picture you see is used in mental hospitals, 🤣 if the patient understands the picture it means his mind has returned to normal, otherwise he still needs treatment 🤔😅

@wizkidayo Distraction from protest

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣

@Odumodublvck_ Online gangster lol

EVEN THEIR GATEMAN DEY FEEL AM IF THEM BORN AM WELL MAKE E OPEN GATE LATE FOR ABUCHI

@kusssman Dem don dj chicken dj tunez😂

Wetin sup for OBis house