Bobby Valentine

The Bruins mascot is actually a bear

What is a yolo? Is that like, a cupcake

We just have to hit the ball hard to win... and at least 3 suicide squeezes a game

Two in a row now gang...one more and we have a streak!!

Little offended @Toucherandrich won't ask me to host a "Home-Improvement" segment or a "Ask a Genius Restauranteur" segment. By GOLLY

I spoke with @JoseCanseco and he suggested I call up Rolando Arrojo or Rich Garces from Pawtucket. Tough choice here guys.

I prefer managing a baseball game in complete silence. Can't wait for our next trip up to Toronto

The team with the most runs after nine innings usually wins the game

@Frike The difference between japan and USA is people rarely eat seaweed over here. Also, taller people in general

@Frike I'd tell aspiring baseball managers to set low goals, for example, 4 wins after 14 games

@Frike The best meal in Boston is at hard rock cafe. Chicken and mac and cheese, wow! Very innovative

I just finished catching Dice-K's bullpen session. He made a little progress, throwing 450 pitches.

I not only invented the wrap, but I also invented the rap.

Remy's restaurant huh? And where do you think Jerry got that idea from?

I once attended a dinner party at Jack Bauer's house

Trying to surprise my nephew with Tupac tickets (sp?) need help, can not find

Somebody tell Kevin Youkilis I invented the potato pancake

I love that Zoey Deschanel, she's very quirky

@JoshDeGust Jeff who lives at home? How about Jeff who fucks fat girls! He probably does that

Costner had great stuff in For Love of the Game. Needs to throw more with his legs though, will affect him in long-term