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P1: How old are U? In real time? P2: 28. P1: I'm 105. Does it show? The day comes when U've had enough. Ur mind can be spent even if Ur body's not. P1: That's Ur problem? U've been alive too long? Have U ever known anyone who's died? P2: For a few to be immortal, many must die.

MymumDummy next

Was today years old when I learned Barbie Doll is a byproduct of one of the original sex toys… 😐

we used to write 20 page research papers .... NO AI

@leon2mcp Biggest middle finger to gen pop since corporate space expeditions

"AI social network" is a category error. Humans socialize for identity. Agents need service discovery.

Did i buy it, Did she buy it or Did I/ she make it?

Forget a age gap. Y’all ever experienced a intelligence gap

Said “the OF $50…” Response “can you run a 13 minute mile though ma’am”

Like i asked 5 — or what? He ain’t…

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

When they sing “Baba, Black Sheep have you any wool?” Gon’ tell em “Yeah, it’s over my eyes”

Senator Sheehy joined Capitol Police in lifting up and ejecting anti war protestor Brian McGinnis from a SASC subcommittee hearing. McGinnis is a Green Party candidate running for Senate in N.C. An antiwar activist filmed the video below:

OnlyFans is the main funder of AIPAC. That is neither an exaggeration nor a joke.

Orthodox Jews burning the Israeli flag send a powerful message: Criticizing Israel is not hating Jews

Slow Day ‘26

If you believe you can vaccinate against cancer and not have equally as harmful consequences block me

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@BGatesIsaPyscho Word to my Grandmother in heaven 🧑🏾‍🍳🤌🏾💋 during Covid that sh¡t happened to me! I was taking bad about mandates, the jab and lack of common sense almost ain’t make it home

“Don’t forget the CIA can take over your car steering at any moment - these are released CIA documents” “If you own a Aldi, BMW, Ford or a Honda….” Many people speculated that this is what happened to Anne Heche when her car randomly accelerated & she crashed.

Say hello To the bad guy Hello They say I'm a bad guy I come from the bottom But now I'm mad fly Say Hello They say I'm a menace That's the picture they paint Hello They say a lot about me Let me yell ya what I ain't…

If you ain’t get in trouble doing this in school… you’ll never understand. Levels to the programming… that bread don’t mold… frequencies off

Everybody doesn't deserve to know your "why" embrace that "arrogant" label they are going to attempt to put on you for not explaining yourself. Or just lose because your focus is split Y’all be great 💣 🏌🏾‍♂️