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@KhalifKairo Kitu imebaki sasa ni passenger princess tu...uache kutembea pekee yako usiku ka wakisii

night shift

@ignyharaz2 @kamauwaruhiu ulipeleka kuku kra

TL unaamka asubuhi, unapata mbiti amesema by 27 unafaa kuwa millionaire. Kidogo Akamba 5 anasema lazima upige tizi as ukihitimu age ya mechi. Masaa kidogo amerix atakuja kusema ukifika 30 hufai kula supper Ukitulia unapata Gustavo amesea at 25 inafaa ukuwe Australia na umeona na Mustang 🐎 Kidogo tena unapata Osama anasema at 20 lazima upee Ruto kura. Yaani Unaa scroll unachoka Na kuna babu @kamauwaruhiu at 70 ni good vibes na ako Alive.

@ignyharaz2 Mimi nimeenda kuconfirm how old I am na nakasirika 😂😂😂

@ignyharaz2 1M per month...hioo kazi nafanya for 1 year na retire

Ama nianze kuunda na kuuza box models? Hii engineering haileti ksh. 1M per month na niko past 27

@ignyharaz2 Hio pesa ya beef weekend si you just spread upate angalau lunch some few days

Comrades 😂😂

@Muhamma87244159 There's the method of joints,I like this approach much

TRUSSS ANALYSIS In engineering, "vibes" don't hold up 50 tons of steel. Math does. Analyzing a truss is the ultimate test of an engineer's logic. It’s about tracing the path of a force from the roof until it safely hits the dirt. 1/6

@Elvizoo @BiancaNaom1 Yes me and my pals sent many comments,non was highlited

@Bois_032 @BiancaNaom1 Did you send your views?

The self-proclaimed son of Mau Mau, John Methuselah, went to Citizen TV excited, thinking he'd be accorded a thunderous applause by Kenyans, only to be told to stop his IMMATURE, PRIMITIVE, BARBARIC, and JUVENILE politics and respect the president.

@Ochorakot Mungu baba nipee heartbreak kama hii iniume nifocus

Huyu ni reject ananipea ama ni advise? Hii nayo imenigusa adi kwa roho.

@ivymuthe You told them to feel at home

Would you allow this in your space from a visitor?

@kuria254k Kumbe this gender ndo hu own the heaven on earth that I hear about

Someone girlfriend 😭 . Fanyieni madem wenu shopping 😭💔

@mlachaks254 Ukienda game na manzi kaa huyu unajua tuh akuna French kiss

Shida ya madem kama hawa hukupenda ajabu and they are very fertile,one mistake unazaa gachagua

@WFHMasters @mbiti_mwondi I'm different from them baba...bring it I prove myself

Hakuna real job hapa just tweet for fun and start thinking of ways to create something for yourself,uko na internet na I believe laptop na there’s AI that’s where you make real coins. Mimi your “Katheu competitor” Ndio nmeamka nlilala 5am Leo after za Kabej zimeingia and I am again sitting on my desk mpaka around 5am I look for another $800 ya leo alafu niingie Hello Jua hapo Ibiza mpaka 10am, watu wamekua wakilala na kuwetdream kwa kitanda waamke wakiniita mlevi hushinda kwa bar and create Mbitikimo memes using the same AI. Sometimes I wish I was in my early 20s with time and energy kutafuta coins in the contemporary setting is fairly easy in a clean and verifiable way you don’t need to scam anyone lakini wewe uko hapa simping and worried about women who don’t give a fuck about your existence. There’s nothing sweet like having a few millions in your 20s under your name purely based on putting your brains to work,you’re way better than the Politicians and the Gold scammers people worship out there! Vijana you need to change or perish!

@methumuhia Wewe ni maombi ya bibi yako mukorinu imekushikilia

Isaiah 41:10 Fear not, for I am with you.

@ignyharaz2 Before you buy that used house just make sure you do prepurchase inspection juu wee

A 5-BEDROOM HOUSE allegedly FOR SALE RUIRU DYKIO BUSTANI. Price: KSh 52,000,000 It's sitting on a ¼ acre plot. Deal or not?

@polo_kimanii Mimi nakumbuka siku ripoti zilifikia mokoro ati kamau wake anadate mkisii...

My mother,after several failed attempts to kill me because she was told I was seen laughing with girls at the kisiagi,was the first one to ask me when I will bring someone home because I was getting old. Hapa ndio niligundua wanawake na Ruto,no difference.

@ignyharaz2 Class tunaendaga kusign na kusalimia mpoa tu...ioo ingine jg takes care of it

Engineering students ukisha discover hii page unasahau anything na kuingia daron😂😂

@zimearrest Uzaa ioo iphone ununue gari...kuna hii apa tunaeza fanya trade in if its iphone 15 and above

My children won’t go through this..Imagine nimetumiwa hii na my dad kama fare ya kuenda shule we live in kariobangi so hii pesa ndio inafaa kucover fare ya kuenda na kurudi that is Tao,na bado ndio nafaa kukula lunch mind you nikona exams hadi jioni. Saa hii asubuhi fare ni Mia😭

@methumuhia Wewe ni maombi ya bibi yako mukurinu inakusustain

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