ADEYEMI OLUWASEUN BOLADE

@DeadlineDayLive @Football_LDN Who gives an unproven coach that kinda long term contract???😂😂😂 Chelsea should be investigated

🚨 Chelsea would have to pay Liam Rosenior in the region of £24M to sack him. This is because he is under contract until 2032. (Source: @Football_LDN)

@bigvanta Dutch

gun to your head, what do you call a citizen of Holland?

@ejykmykel1 @TunjiDisu1 @Brightgoldenboy

This one don chop wetin get bone! E don hook am for throat!🙄 Dismisal loading...

@PoojaMedia My driving instructor, after spending about £1,800

Who taught you how to drive?

@SlowHorizons @JaneBoutiqueseo @CrimeLdn What a clown!

@JaneBoutiqueseo @CrimeLdn Seeing a white guy with a knife for the first time, and that too a very inefficient one. So yes, almost 100% of the time, a knife-crime criminal is black, followed by brown.

Incident in Bolton yesterday where a man walks into a shop and stabs the person sat down. The person who gets stabbed reacts quickly in self defence. In the end the attacker just sits down like nothing has happened.

@GloriousGod01 @0xAuthority @Ever_Vee2 You make 20 million per year in Nigeria?

@0xAuthority @Ever_Vee2 Yes that's true and I respect their choice. But for me, I'll only leave when there's a sure opportunity to make more than I'm already making here.

My friend in the UK called me today and offered to fly me out. Visa money, flight money, everything covered. I said no. He told me there was no plan waiting for me there but that I could find a cleaning job or "at least escape Nigeria." I told him to send the money instead so I could put it into a business here. He was disappointed. That's his business. I have zero interest in relocating abroad without a plan. I am not leaving Nigeria to go and clean toilets in the UK because someone wants me to feel like I have arrived. That is not an upgrade. That is a relocation of suffering. I want to be established here, build something real, and then travel abroad on vacation as a man with options. Not as someone who fled. The only reason I would ever consider relocating is to make serious money, and even then, it must be a concrete plan. Not a cleaning job. Not a "you'll figure it out." Not a one-way ticket to survival mode in someone else's country. Japa without a plan is just poverty with a foreign accent. Nigeria has my frustrations but it also has my vision. I am staying. Above all, love God.

@NICKIMINAJ @Isntsolomon Yes Pastor

Receive what you’ve been praying for right now. Receive it.

@SuellaBraverman Foreign students get loans??? First time I’m hearing this cos everyone I knew paid nothing less than £15,000 in school fees per year

The number of foreign students defrauding the system is at a record high. I asked the Minister today about what he is doing to fix the broken student loans system but he deflected with a non-answer. 👇

@JustKingss The daughter may be barred from coming to your house, but do not take out the daughter’s sin on the mother who is only looking for her daily bread… Temper justice with mercy

My house cleaner came today with her 16-year-old daughter to help for the first time. Unfortunately, the girl stole money from my bedroom while cleaning. Earlier, I had left over 30k in my room. When I returned from my trip last night, the money was missing. I asked her about it, and she denied seeing anything. I then mentioned I had a camera in the room and would check it. That’s when she admitted it, apologized, and brought the money out from where she had hidden it in her clothes. Her mother has been working for me for over a year without any issues, and nothing has ever gone missing until now. She has been crying and begging since it happened. I feel bad for her, but this will be the last time she works in my house.

@AnekeUchevirgin @DAMIADENUGA Mumu! Shut up and stop reasoning like your grandmother The video shows someone with an international drivers license but you choose to show us your foolery… You be olodo like I said, cry if you wanna cry…

@Bol_ade09 @DAMIADENUGA ịbu akpa amu. I specifically said “Nigerian driver's license” not “international driver's license” go back and read my tweet and please read it slowly just like how your grandmother walks.

Nigerian Road Safety officials seized a visiting Nigerian’s US driver’s license… and this happened!!! 😳

@Nigel_Farage Man just saying what the British people wanna hear 🤣😂🤣, even though he knew that’s impossible

BREAKING NEWS Reform UK will review all successful asylum grants over the last 5 years. We will revoke leave to remain & deport those who entered the UK illegally or overstayed their visas. These measures are in addition to the 600k removals under Operation Restoring Justice.

Two lesbians are having problem in their marriage. Someone still found a way to blame men.

@JamesPGoddard90 @OlusegunBigfish What a fool! Making it all about race😏😏😏

Influencer RIELLEUK Arrested on suspicion of Attempted Murder This crazy bi**h smashed her car into three pedestrians including her fellow influencer Black People have KILLED London She should get life for this!

@Hybrid_Ola @OlusegunBigfish When emotions are high, reasoning becomes low… She can go dey think about her choices for prison

Tragic news 💔 Two female UK influencers got into a heated argument after leaving the club. One of them got angry, got into her car, and ran the other one over!

@Esmart_26 Who she be?

24 hour's with her or $1k?

@the_Lawrenz Passed through the Dartford tunnel recently, to n fro cost me £7 (£3.50x2) for one single day😏 My own option B na one and half hour more😂😂😂got no option than to pay

Driving though the Blackwall Tunnel in London? Option A: Pay the charge, save 30 minutes. Option B: Refuse to pay, add 30 minutes to my journey… and treat myself to an extra half hour admiring this glorious, gridlocked masterpiece of a city. I chose culture over convenience.

@Ayo__musco @Wizarab10 You con send am through Crypto??? You be mumu o!😂

I met this girl on TikTok last year. We chatted for a while, and she said she would come from Abuja to Lagos to see me. She asked for $300, but I sent $500. She took the money and never showed up. When I called her for a refund, she blocked me and deleted my contact. I’m never trusting anyone online again.

@drharveee Kembe is okay

Jeans or joggers?

@dranthoniaeddo @boniface_jrn If you be @boniface_jrn , you no go tire??? Make una dey pity the guy abeg

Tag Victor Boniface again today ! Tell him you are a real functioning account . You need 50k to stock your house for the month ! @boniface_jrn