Randolph Boma Fibbs

Love Rivers State or leave her alone, Don’t pull her down, Think of what you can do for her, ……Do something meaningful!! ❤️❤️❤️

October of same year, he made a tripartite call asking for our consent to sell one of the vehicles for 18m (the cleanest of the vehicles I dare say). According to him, there was an APC Chieftain who placed orders for Siennas and he wanted to slot in the vehicles which at the end of the day, only one of accepted — this story we later found out was a lie because the phone number he provided to my client as that of the Chieftain turned out to be that of his elder brother in Canada who was also involved in the fraud. Till date @Benjmoneee1 has not provided the money for the car neither has be returned the second car. I have done everything humanly possible to get him to do the right thing. He has deactivated his WhatsApp, blocked me on snap (which is the only platform I hear he currently uses), the Phone number i have is no longer going through for over a year now. I have chased every possible lead, spent money, time and resources. The pictures I attached are his pictures I could scrap from the internet. The car stand where he operates from was shutdown by development control. Because of him, I have frequented the Nigerian Police as a suspect more than I have, as a lawyer. Every possible lead I have had always ends up as dead ends. So please if you have any information on this fool, do reach out.

After class today, my wonderful intellectual property students surprised me with a birthday cake that said, "Ma Rita makes IP Cool" 😎, along with a rechargeable fan and a bottle of wine.

@xotie LMAOO honorable!!

This Henri Mars billboards no big pass the business?

Nigeria was better than it is currently. Way better. Security was not this bad, businesses were booming, the economy was growing. Due to the economic growth they wanted to remove some subsidies to free up more finances for the government, idiots protested. They were building a sovereign wealth fund and governors like @ChibuikeAmaechi said they should share it. One politician wanted to beat @NOIweala in a FEC meeting cos she was doing her job the right way. @Donald_Duke told her to not work with Jonathan so that she doesn’t make his government look good. Her mother was kidnapped as well so she doesn’t take the job. The mistake you guys made and are still making is thinking you can go from 0-100 without running through 9-35.

@boluxxxx lol, this new electoral act has unintentionally codified it by forcing politicians to put all their eggs in one basket.

Guy!!! Wike don teach everybody anti party.

Lmao nothing like party again, just vested interests and one big happy political family.

A big thank you to everyone who celebrated me yesterday, May you always be celebrated. Cheers to a fruitful week.

The problem started when I said "e choke" in a meeting. My colleague Linda from accounting paused mid-slide. She said, Is everything okay with your throat? I said, No, Linda, it means the numbers are impressive. She wrote that down. She literally wrote it down. Three days later she told our boss the quarterly projections were choking her. HR got involved. I work in Toronto, in a glass office where the only other Nigerian is a man named Tunde who has completely assimilated. The kind who pronounces "schedule" like he invented the language. He avoids me in the breakroom because I remind him of jollof rice and his mother's expectations. So I suffer alone. Last month I told a project manager that the deadline was giving me wahala. He emailed my supervisor asking if wahala was a vendor we needed to loop in. I now have a meeting on Friday about clarifying communication styles. The worst was when I said "abeg" to an intern. She thought it was a new productivity tool. She searched the internal software catalogue. By Tuesday, IT had opened a ticket. I tried explaining slangs to my coworkers once. Big mistake. Now every Monday morning, Kevin from sales greets me with "How far?" but he says it like "How far, my good man?" and waits for a response as if I am a foreign exchange student he is sponsoring. Linda has started saying "e choke" whenever she completes a spreadsheet. She does finger quotes around it. She has made a PowerPoint slide titled "Nigerian Business Expressions for Cross-Cultural Synergy." I sat Tunde down last week. I said, Tunde, you need to help me. They've weaponized our entire lexicon. He adjusted his cardigan. He said, I'm sorry, I don't really speak it anymore. I said, You were born in Owerri. He said, That was a long time ago. He stirred his green tea. No sugar. No milk. Just assimilation and regret. Yesterday I overheard my boss on a client call. She said the deal was giving her gbe body. I had told her "gbe body" means being alert. She now uses it to mean proactive. The client loved it. They want it in the brochure. I have created a monster. The office Christmas party is next week and Kevin told me he is planning to say "shey you dey whine me" during his toast. He has been practising pronunciation with a YouTube video titled "Speak Nigerian in 5 Minutes." I will not be attending. Every diaspora office has one person fighting for their slangs and one Tunde drinking green tea pretending he cannot remember the taste of chin chin.

@slimvnsn “Tunde drinking green tea pretending he forgot the taste of chin chin” is one of the funniest diaspora lines I’ve read in a while 😭

@mrjoshuasamps0n 😆🤣🤣

So so cry full TL. Party I run leave una no ask me why I run leave am. Oya nau. Collect, it's your turn.

Seriously craving small chops

@tubofeghabo With my popcorn

@BomzyFibbs We will witness anti party activities next year from aggrieved politicians. I'm sat 😁

The unintended consequences of the new Electoral Act is the codification of anti-party activities. Hell hath no fury like a politician scorned 😆.

@xotie See full tank! *calling police*

Obsessed.

Congratulations to those who defected from PDP, LP, NNPP and APGA to APC, only to be denied tickets in the end. May the same criminal electoral laws you supported continue to haunt your political careers.

Jesus bu Eze

Congratulations my brother!!

Until data starts shaping decisions, we will continue to play whack-a-mole with solving most of our issues.

@NaijaFlyingDr Yet Moniepoint CEO said we don't produce world class talent

Just basic lack of professional courtesy. If you are fighting for same cause, why not jointly appear, take the application and resolve your differences outside the court room. It is well.