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5 hours later and turns out the directions were wrong. I hate you @IKEAUSA. Oh and your phones aren’t working.

@teresapalmer do we have a released date for #discoveryofwitches season 2? They said 2020 and we halfway through! 🧙🏻‍♀️

Describe the Trump presidency with a GIF.

@UOHelpMe can I update the shipping address for a back ordered item? Im moving.

Horrifying scenes and aftermath from selfish LOOTERS who don’t care about this city!!!!! .... oh wait sorry. No, these are pictures from a Kenny Chesney concert tailgate. Whoops. #IStandWithAlexis

Now you can't even logon to the #TexasWorkforceCommission website. They advise to use the website during certain times, yet the site doesn't even work. Making hard times worse. @GregAbbott_TX #UnEmploymentClaims #unemployment

Anyone filing for #unemployment in Texas better get used to this page. And their phone number not working.

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@JohnnyIuzzini @ChristinaTosi I want to make macaroons in my self isolation but I’m allergic to almonds. What can I use instead of almond flour? Thanks!

Glad in trying times like these the @IRSnews phones aren’t working.

@CityOfDallas should not be allowing elective procedures in hospitals & should be forcing hospitals to send home non essential workers. A graphic designer that works for a health system here just got the virus. @dallasnews

While everyone's busy watching Scarlet Lady at the shipyard I slipped away and found another piece of lady ship swag 🚢Who wants it? 😏 Here's how to win -> respond with a GIF showing us the proper* way to #ShakeForChampagne and we'll choose our favorite *WRONG ANSWERS ONLY*

@VirginVoyages please stop sending these emails to current passengers. We get it, we were the first to book so we get nothing.

If you love @netflix #Cheer, they’ve edited it and added new content.

Having to schedule an office visit and pay your copay (if not more) just to see your lab results from a physical is just a small way your doctor may be gaming the system. #HealthcareForAll

@Favor needs to outsource their support. This takes so long.

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” - Desmond Tutu “Present.” - Tulsi Gabbard

Hearing @_citizenshade_ ‘Lover, Don’t Leave,’ sounds like Bing Crosby has risen from the grave 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Mind blown realizing @iliza was on @girlboss. #eldermillennial

When your logistics fails but you refuse to let your customers cancel. Thanks a lot @SPANX 🙄