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https://youtu.be/UAPVcsDOU9U Katılım Ocak 2012
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It’s so ridiculous to even suggest this cuz Obsession is like exactly the type of movie I’d expect from a 26 year old
machine gun kelly reichardt@LingoUnbound
imagine hiring a face and this being the face
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@mickeybloois So I'm curious about the cited "tonal reasons", and your ability to extrapolate on that.
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@mickeybloois You said I was engaged with "bullshit lib class signifier huffing" because I suggested that people thinking Spielberg directed the movie secretly was because Spielberg has prestige that Hooper doesn't, citing "tonal reasons" and then said you weren't interested in Hooper's work
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now i think curry baker can direct a texas chainsaw massacre movie, now that he has had the real tobe hooper experience
Millennial Excellence@Millexcel2
I read somewhere that Blumhouse got this young kid to act as kind of a "face" for the film while a more experienced director was behind the scenes actually putting the work in. You ever hear of Milli Vanilli? Sort of like that.
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@BoneJail No it isn't, stop talking like a mouthbreathing fanboy.
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@BoneJail I'm talking about the reasons other people have for saying it, I'm not interested in Tobe Hooper myself.
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@BoneJail There are tonal reasons, we don't have to turn everything into bullshit lib class signifier huffing.
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the joke is a bunch of people think Tobe Hooper didn't direct Poltergeist and that it was secretly directed by Stephen Spielberg, which I am convinced is just people refusing to believe a guy who made a low budget horror movie could have directed a big movie on his own
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i'm sure there's a better way to phrase this joke but I'm not going to figure it
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Twitter REALLY wants me to know about this dad's opinion on Shrek
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The important distinction with Bob Ross that makes his work different is you can get really high and The Joy Of Painting. That’s the cool part.
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It’s really funny to me when I see ai generated landscape paintings being posted (often as ragebait) with text like “how can you call this slop”
Jokes on you dipshit I don’t like human made representational landscape paintings either Thomas Kinkade can suck my dick
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@BoneJail I wouldn’t do this for anyone today, but you literally pulled a lost memory out of me where me and my cousin would act out Calvin and Hobbes strips and record them on my Fisher Price cassette player/recorder when I was a kid.
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There’s a type of online content where people just read comic strips outloud and do voices for the characters and periodically people ask me if they can do it to my comics, or just do it without asking, and I hate saying no to people but honestly I hate the entire enterprise
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Lou Beach album art for Yellow Magic Orchestra USA (1979)
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Just kidding this book doesn’t use quotation marks so i have no idea what is and isn’t prose, so i’m just going to say i read blood meridian because i looked at it
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Yep just let me skip past all this meaningless bullshit, so i can get to the important part of the story, the part where a dude says “oh my God” unmotivated and for no discernible reason
fooler initiative@metroadlib
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!! WHAT?!!!
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