Jimmy Holtzman

@WorldFlyingDisc Thanks to you guys for keeping the global community updated on ALL of your championship events?

@WorldFlyingDisc Do you have any tournaments coming up . . . soon? Anything going on . . . now?

@clarasmatic_42 I love my Whoop band, and I love my Garmin Vivo with onboard music that I bought on Amazon refurbished. 2nd one after the first finally died. They do different things. But music on board is the most important to me.

Once Clara Does 50 Workouts* Starting Last Week She Can Buy Herself A Fancy Heart Rate Garmin** (thread): *pickup and practice don’t count, workout must be over 30 min **or a whoop if someone wants to convince me to waste my money

The word "sweater" is a serious problem. Like, it needs another 't' or something.

@avilacmichael This has been the norm at FCS tournaments since 2004 @FCStourney @Mike_Ball423

Grilling out at ultimate events needs to become the norm. Watching ultimate with a plate of pork shoulder and beer is an S tier experience

@Mike_Ball423 Is this an April Fools joke?

@BoneYarD10 twitter.com/ultiworld/stat…

Are there actually people who plan on spending their weekend watching Goalti Nationals? Please touch some grass

@Boodro79 @DNCWarRoom Ummmm, . . . How many kids could 15 governers feed with the food assistance program that they opted out of? Is that where you were headed with that?

Behar: Fifteen Republican governors just opted out of President Biden’s food assistance program and will now leave 8 million needy children hungry. That is what the Republican Party is doing. These anti-choice Republicans don't seem to care that 8 million children will be hungry

@kyrakhoro @benbanyas What kind of dog is that? I want one. After some of the 4 that I have are gone.

@benbanyas his name is bear which is quite fitting hahahahhahah

"It feels like a trap to me," he continued. " I will continue to avoid knowing anything about it so that I don't have to take a position on anything that may, or may not, have happened." Freedom!

BREAKING: Country/Rock/Rap musician shares his opinion on the audacious attempt to sell flqvorless, light beer to non straight, white males. Shares his opinion on whether or not capitalism has failed by not excluding a segment of the population. Freedom!

I think we can all come together as one and agree that this is a huge shock. No one could ever have predicted that this wouldn't turn out well.

@DC_Draino @CharlieLee73883 Ummm, . . . pulled them over? After they got into a car accident? Are you sure?

Armed thugs pull over and rob a man who just got in a car accident This is Gavin Newsom’s California This is what social justice and “equity” lead to This is what Democrats want everywhere in America

@Lana_del_rico @abbyht02 Dude. I thought the YarD learned this at Masters Nats. My @FlyFrontier flight cost me $850 to fly on a different airline and got there 36 hours late

@abbyht02 I knew the $69 flight was too good to be true

I'll meet y'all at the field.... Fuck me

Ha! I don't remember if I was drunk or just really frustrated, but those are the only 2 circumstances under which I can see myself firing this one off without checking for spelling errors. Sheesh

From a political and personal perspective, I think the vast majority of the GOP is a bunchbof lying, disgusting, inmgnorqnt asshats. From a financial perspective, my income has gone down 80% since 2021 . . . So, I'm torn.

I consider myself woefully uneducated about Isreal, Palestine, Gaza, West Bank, etc. This was educational and not a good look for Isreal. nbcnews.com/news/gaza-stri…

BREAKING 2015: Black man dies of broken neck in police custody. Current (2023) White House official tweets about it. (below) 2023: Fox News demands apology. Apparently, everything is so locked up tight right now that we're demanding apologies from 8 years ago.

@IronStache I think he's tired of it. Too much!

Hey Donald - How is all of that winning going?

Uhhh . . .

I think it's great that the Broncos and the Bears get to play each other this week. At least one of them can spend a week talking about momentum and success.