Joe B

Premier league football is the absolute PITS

Christ I’m PUMPED for the hockey

@yatesy77 Give it to WILFRIED NANCY and his magnetic tactics board and 80% possession doing FUCK ALL

@BonelloWHU Give it Martin o neil t end of season

Martin O’Neill >>> pep guardiola

@UndrTheCosh Reeks of @CalumHill20

"Name a player and I'll tell you what boots they wore" Jonjo Shelvey and his impressive party trick 18+ gambleaware.org

@secondtierpod Would been two VAR checks in the prem

This is 90 seconds of pure cinema. Charlton equalising, to Portsmouth scoring the winner. All in 90 seconds 🤣😂

@NoContextHumans MSR on the SEGA Dreamcast

Got to be FIFA13 or GTA5!🎮

@eurofounder @ClimateWarrior7 @_DHOTYA

Witnessed something incredible at the Amsterdam train station yesterday Fat and loud American tourist was trying to buy a water bottle for €4.50 Threw a €5 bill on the counter and started walking away ""Keep the change man" said in a typical annoying Californian accent "We don't do tips here. This isn't America" cashier responded The American tried to leave again but luckily security blocked the exit "You didn't get your receipt for tax purposes" "What?" Store manager appeared with a form "Did you attempt to give our cashier extra money?" "That's unreported income. He has to declare it now. Pay social contributions. It becomes €0.24 after tax" The American was baffled "Bro but in the US—" "In the US, workers beg for tips because they're underpaid. Here, we pay living wages" manager swiftly interrupted him They made him take his €0.50 back and quickly filed an incident report for "attempted tax circumvention" This is what a properly functioning society looks like

Viva MALTA

Liverpool will win everything if they start FEDRICO CHIESA , but I know how much the modern manager despises scoring goals

This man is a Ballon D’or winner, fairs

Ousmane Dembele will be the worst baloon d’or winner ever

@DIXONTHFC your bird posts pictures of full bins on the community page and tags the local councillor

Ooooo pep you’re such a genius

I fancy WATFORD to go up, SUNDERLAND down with under 20 points, ENZO MERESCA gone before the end of the season, CHESTERFIELD up, VAR to be shit

So much unwavering respect for fully grown men that wear football tops with their own surname on the back in a casual setting

Worlds gone mad @Ally_McCoist9 @talkSPORT

Oooo pep you’re such a genius for subbing your shit 40m donkey of a signing off

Erling Haaland will score 4 goals today