Bonewielder 💀

G'night, Neverland. May all your lunches be hearty. Remember to chew and wait an hour before swimming.

“No one can stand between me and home - not even the Gods.” Same energy as:

DON'T run this tavern. #OneShotRoundTableSpoilers

I like this shirt, it's the right weight, it breathes and wrinkles well, but the design makes it look like I was careless with mustard. I want you to know I would never be so callous with mustard.

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@RespectfulMemes Heh. Buffy's newly-risen psych major says:

My First World Problems were solved by a hearty lunch and some shiny math rocks, +2 to subtraction. #DaggerDaggerDagger

Check out today's mini of the day: "Blueshot" from Hero Forge community member Ginger. If you'd like your mini to be showcased for mini of the day - submit here! heroforge.com/content/commun…

i love my comment section so much

And if I get distracted (what was April? Car? Tooth? Cop? Handyman? Who knows) they shut it off a week after the due date. And I hate the Kim Davis cosplayer at the desk.

They won't join the rest of us in the 21st century, they send water and sewer bill by mail, which I am to pay by check, which means digging through a pile of junk mail 4 times a year.

My anger has been misplaced this whole time, I don't need to burn down the house. I need to burn down the municipal building.