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Here is my thesis as to WHY Toy Story 5 coin will go to $1M & the marketing plan behind it! Join Launch: t.me/SolanaToyStory5

@beanerronni @txcconfessions Please kindly stfu….he’s literally trying to save her life. & recording this is good so they can send this to her parents & to professionals who can help her further! Videos like this is what prevents suicide.

@txcconfessions Don’t delete my comment delete this shit that’s a minor she clearly has no idea you’re even recording her or SHE wouldn’t say all this shit publicly online she obviously thought she was talking with you one on one not RECORDING HERRR

The biggest movie of this summer will be #ToyStory5 It will trend like crazy on X and will be the strongest soon to come narrative on X! We are launching the official token on @Pumpfun Official CA drops early in here: t.me/SolanaToyStory5

@jijo_exe How the heck do you toggle on DEX bubbles??

i already made 15 SOL because of this feature. it shows dex paid 2 minutes before everyone else, and you can literally see the exact moment other trading platforms get the alert. if you are not taking advantage of this, you are leaving money on the table. if anyone wants to check it out trade.padre.gg/rk/jijotrades

@TradingTerminal Does anyone know how tf to TOGGLE ON DEX bubbles??

What if you could see Dex updates 2 minutes before they happen? Now you can, only on Terminal. Toggle Dex Bubbles & Alpha Mentions for instant edge. Make the switch today.

@AlfinCodes What is the song name?

Claude source code just got leaked Anthropic CEO right now:

@orenjixbt I DONT get it how does he NOT loose money from fees??

This guy launched 66K coins and earned $800K 💀 Stop trading and start devving if you want to get rich.

@Pumpfun HHAHA AHHH OKAY I see this is April fools joke good one 🤣😂

As one of the leading crypto companies, we care deeply about innovation. With innovation comes change - sometimes unwelcome change. In a rapidly evolving world, it's important that the pump fun brand stays not only in touch with culture, but continues to shape it. As of recent, it has become clear that the ‘pumpdotfun’ brand is no longer true to our identity, nor our users or the culture which shaped it. Today, we’re proud to announce a new chapter in our journey as we rebrand to dot: a brand without ‘pump’ or ‘fun' - a brand that stays true to itself. The decision to drop ‘pump’ and ‘fun’ was not an easy one, but a necessary one if we wish to stay in touch with our culture. This decision was made because: 1) Coins no longer ‘pump’ as they once did 2) The ecosystem is not as ‘fun’ as it once was We’d like to thank every single one of our users for helping shape the legacy pump fun brand into what it is today, and for those who’ll shape our next chapter as we continue to evolve as the leading coin ecosystem on the internet. From all of the team at dot, thank you.

@bonkfun LMFAO

Introducing Trench Guard 🪖 To ensure the long-term sustainability of the protocol and protect our global user base, we have implemented strict geographical restrictions following an internal risk assessment. Users in affected jurisdictions will be restricted from accessing the trading terminal. We appreciate your patience as we roll out these updates.

@HustleBitch_ Instigating a fight for social media is not a crime at all so why mention it

🚨 STREAMER CLAVICULAR JUST RELEASED FROM JAIL — AFTER POLICE SAY HE STAGED A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO WOMEN FOR CONTENT The "looksmaxxing" influencer behind the viral alligator shooting video is now back out of jail. Police say Clavicular allegedly instigated a violent fight between two women… then posted it online to exploit it. • Arrested and charged with battery • Bonded out of Broward jail • Now facing additional charges in another county • Still under investigation for the alligator shooting video That’s where it gets even worse. Authorities say they’re reviewing footage of him on an airboat in the Everglades… appearing to fire shots at a dead alligator, a clip that’s now under investigation by Florida Fish and Wildlife. What started as “content”… is now stacking into multiple cases. Is this just clout chasing… or does it look like he thought he could get away with anything on camera?

@TheNetDaily Poor people like this are so stupid 😂 YOU ARE THE METHOD DUMMY

This is what losing $40,000 on lottery tickets looks like 😳

@0x_Discover Shut up you liar 😂 I run these bots for real that is not what we are doing

🚨 BREAKING — one of the strongest OpenClaw setups on Polymarket just went public. A trader reportedly turned ~$100–200 into ~$3.7M. No insider info. No political connections. Just automation built with OpenClaw. Profile → @432614799197" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@432614799197 Copytrade →t.me/PolyGunSniperB… I spent several hours digging through the framework. What surprised me the most: There’s no massive infrastructure. No complex quant systems. No giant data pipelines. Just clean logic + disciplined automation. After analyzing it, the strategy basically comes down to three core ideas. 1) Farming “free money” with NO positions The bot targets outcomes with near-zero probability. Instead of chasing big wins, it stacks thousands of small, high-probability NO trades. Not gambling — systematic probability harvesting. 2) Logical arbitrage Sometimes Outcome A implies Outcome B, but markets don’t adjust instantly. The bot detects these inconsistencies and enters before repricing happens. By the time news spreads, the opportunity is already gone. 3) Retail-driven inefficiencies Sports and political markets are dominated by emotional retail traders. Prices overshoot. Spreads widen. Inefficiencies appear constantly. The bot simply clips those small edges again and again. Scale is the real edge. 📊 4,192 trades executed Individually small. Together they compounded into ~$3.7M profit. Largest single win: $1,464,152. The equity curve is almost vertical. This isn’t about predicting events. It’s about exploiting structural inefficiencies faster than the crowd.

@w1nklerr I feel bad for the idiots falling for you scammers on Twitter 😂 This is not something you can simply copy trade at all.

My 5 minute BTC market script made me $300K Using just 1 formula I was able to write it This is not clickbait it is the story of building a trading bot 5 minute BTC markets + my post = all you need Copytrade: t.me/PolyCop_BOT?st… Wallet: polymarket.com/profile/0xf696… Here is the full strategy: The system trades short 5 minute Bitcoin and Ethereum contracts where fast markets create temporary pricing inefficiencies Generalized market cost function Prices in prediction markets follow a liquidity based model where probabilities always sum to one and react to order flow in volatile moments YES plus NO can temporarily drop below one dollar creating an arbitrage opportunity Bayesian signal updates The system continuously updates probabilities as new market data arrives using sequential Bayesian updates which allows it to react instantly to changes Trade entry Trades are triggered when the estimated probability differs from the market price or when the combined price of YES and NO falls below one dollar Expected value and sizing Expected value equals estimated probability minus market price position size is calculated using fractional Kelly to control risk in fast markets Execution speed Market data processing probability updates EV calculation and order placement are complete in under one second allowing the system to capture spreads before manual traders react Automation edge Instead of chasing large wins the strategy repeatedly captures small spreads continuous execution allows thousands of trades to accumulate into meaningful returns over time

@RobGarcia_25 Lmfao why are you saying “Y’all” Nigga it was ONE PERSON WHO HACKED IT Don’t label US OR YALL @RobGarcia_25 Also stop simping nigga

It is insane how much yall hate women. Doxxing an entire app because they were warning each other about potentially shitty partners is insane

@tateupdatesx YOUR POOR

@FNAFsol Send it!!!!

@CrashiusClay69 Dude shill other coins like Ani The one created by Elon himself which he will forever shill @CrashiusClay69 Classic Crash would of CALLED that one Manne 😭

Pull up the $Brett chart, with 1 min candles I called up the developer, Akira Shakira Lyra from Korea Told him turn on the jets it’s time for u to put back the money u clearly rugged from the #1 meme on Base that’s held above 500M floor for 16 months and spent 60% of its time above 1B He said tarikasa notstikomano riyo tikazai Translation- the math checks out, God candles incoming, I no rug you my fren. I just getting started.

@WigginsWick22 @FearedBuck It’s just to troll him because he KNOWS that creep will loose…. That’s how hard the game is It’s just to troll and laugh at the loser that’s the message

@FearedBuck Now this is wrong. He’s implying that him winning a fornite game would make up for him meeting a 15 year old boy. What kinda message does that send?

HsTikkyTokky caught an alleged pred trying to meet a 15-year-old boy and told him the only way he’s not calling the cops is if he gets a Victory Royale in Fortnite 💀

@cryptotea Hey you @PeterSchiff FOLLOW the money not your feelings and get with the times Soon in 2050 everyone will be using BTC don’t be foolish decades have PROVEN people want Bitcoin Don’t hate the game JUST PLAY IT YOU MORON

Our dreams became reality His reality became a nightmare