Johnny

@TimesSport @allyrudd_times Average age of United’s line up vs Wolves was 26.1, almost the lowest in the league. And this is without regular starters Rashford (23) & McTominay (24). Not to mention recent investments in teenagers Pellistri & Amad. But don’t let facts get in the way of your cool story 👍🏼

@LeKingsCollar If the ref himself can’t see that they have serious officiating problems. Otherwise what’s the explanation for it? And then why is VAR there?

It’s very simple, the ref either has to give both the Amad decision and the one against Maguire, or neither of them. But consistency is too much to ask for.

Ones a goal to Bournemouth.Ones a Penalty to Bournemouth and a red Card

That’s the same foul Amad was denied a penalty against. What are we doing here?

@F365 ‘Hopes are fading fast?’ Who writes this shit? 😂

William Osula's stunning winner was remarkable for a whole host of reasons, not least because it was fully deserved for ten-man Newcastle against Manchester United. Michael Carrick's hopes are fading fast. football365.com/news/opinion-o…

I’m trying to bite my tongue re all the Amorim stuff, but can you please stop using two games under the tutelage of an interim manager with zero senior managerial experience as some sort of ‘gotcha’ to defend a bloke who won 32% of his league games in 14 months. Thanks.

Ineos.

I just can’t with this team.

Absolute cowards.

Fuming. That is atrocious on so many levels.

@sweatystartup Dr Mindy Pelz advice on this is the best you'll find.

I'm 70 hours in to a 72 hour fast. What should I eat to break the fast?

@EWHK70 @andygoldstein05 @talkSPORT Blocked me as well for something similar. First class weapon.

@BonusYahtzee @andygoldstein05 @talkSPORT Blocked me years ago for calling him clueless. I’d not even tagged him so he’s one of those “celebrities” (LOL) that searches his own name. Tosser

Is there a worse United fan in the media than @andygoldstein05? These clips are 4 weeks apart. Dickhead. @talkSPORT

Amazing how little football knowledge some of the so called pundits on mainstream TV/ newspapers have. Writing off Hojlund for not having enough touches when if you actually watch the games properly you’d realise he gets into perfect position time after time but never receives…

He either walks or gets pushed next. It’s all over.

Players definitely don’t believe in what they’re doing now. Even if you can see they’re trying, they do not believe in this.

Where is the red card? Wtf is going on?!

This could be it for RA.

How is that not a foul on Cunha? How?

@MufcWonItAll2 Thick drunk cunt.

A Manchester United fan attacked by another United fan for literally having a bit of a joke by growing his hair until we get 5 wins on the bounce. Absolute cunt that bald prick.

You can’t win the league, spend £460m the next window & then not win the league again. You just can’t. Pressure firmly on Liverpool to not fuck it up.