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Everything is expensive, except for this beautiful anthem. Only $1. Treat yourself! #Bars esthero.net/cart/index.php… Don't judge my iPod classic. It was used and inexpensive. @theRealEsthero

I love the staff pick shows. 'The Peanut Butter Solution' was my favorite episode. Everyone seemed shell shocked in a hilarious way. Who's next on the roster and what film have they chosen? #askBGH

If Joe's whole life is a waste of beer, what is the rest of the BGH crew's whole life a waste of? #askBGH

Just because Erika looks like a clown doesn't mean she can be treated like one. #90DayFiance #BeforeThe90Days

"I gotta take a shit so bad I can taste it." - Queen Elizabeth probably

I don't know what #Quibi is but I've seen so many ads for it I hate it with a passion and it has become my crusade to NEVER try it. I'm pretty sure that's what their marketing team was aiming for.

Is the hand sanitizer from my local brewery safe to drink? #BuhBuhBuhBeerGuts #askBGH

When you were on team #BigEd at the beginning of the season but now you're getting more and more creeped out by him. #BeforeThe90Days #90DayFiance

After this pandemic is over I am putting together a convention called Apatheti-Con. You can come if you want to, but you don't have to....it's up to you, I don't care, whatever.

My local theater chain is quarantine streaming 'The Invisible Man' for $20: worth it? Yay or nay? Wait for rental stream? What say you? I'm a frugal miser and I would usually go to the early morning matinee for $6, but that is no longer an option. #AskBGH

@ZachCrenshaw @abc15 20 unnecessary deaths that were preventable if it weren't for incompetent leadership. #DougDuceyDeathCount

NEW AZ COVID-19 NUMBERS: 🚨 20 deaths. ⬆️ ~26% increase in cases from 919 Sunday to 1,157 Monday. 🌎 Cases in every county. Majority Maricopa. 🆙 Testing is ramping up & more results coming in - expect exponential increases these next few weeks.

Our buddy Ben (a real life ER doctor) is helping to mass produce a box that helps protect medical staff during the intubation process. If you have the means or interest to fabricate from home or just want to help spread the word please go to: intubationbox.com

I'm catching up on last week's episode of 90 Day Fiancé. Geoffrey was about ready to domestic violence eveyone in that restaurant. This show almost went from TLC to Investigation Discovery pretty quick. #90DayFiance #BeforeThe90Days

Today I learned 'The Peanut Butter Solution' is available for Prime Members. 'Bout to show my quarantined kiddos the dark side of Canada, eh. @BGHorror amazon.com/gp/video/detai…

I'm just scared the cremation of all these COVID-19 casualties is gonna create COVID-19 smoke that gets into clouds and creates a COVID-19 rain that turns us all into COVID-19 zombies.

As a horror movie fan, walking through my major metropolitan city with nary a soul in sight is pretty fucking awesome. #StayTheFuckHome

My Tinder date and I making a spark. #SocialDistanacing

When the toilet paper hoarders cough in my direction. #SocialDistancing

Me 10 minutes into #ShelterInPlace

Hmmm....so many choices. I can't decide. #TheRona

Exit: stage left. instagram.com/p/B-N8SZhn21B/