paige🕷

no bitch we smoke weed x.com/aeazy43/status…

Kyle Cooke realizing he's the Ariana Madix in this Summer House scandal and not Tom

slut shaming is dead. i respect whores more than i respect the president of the united states

MR. MARBLES OF JENNA MARBLES FAME JUST DIED FUCK 2025

three wise men? I highly doubt that

I hope Netflix milks this series till knives out 7. Use Daniel Craig like soap, I don't care.

i know it’s not considered proper date etiquette but some of the most fun dates i’ve had is when you both show up tipsy and proceed to get shit faced together

hiiiiii

middle school me would never believe that Black Veil Brides are in umatilla rn 🤣

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like look a this dude, fucking love this guy

It's pretty wild to me that THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES has never gotten Emmy noms for any of its cast or for Comedy Series when it is, joke for joke, one of the funniest actual comedies of the last decade.

found footage horror my beloved

s/o to the Oregon coast for having the best weed prices 👑

this remains one of my favorite sunny scenes ever it’s so fucking funny

People who understand hot sauce etiquette are the best. Don’t try to give me no Louisiana or tapatio hot sauce for Asian food

I’m jumping the gun this summer. I’m biting off more than I can chew. I’m barking up the wrong tree. I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash. I’m with whatever and I mean that. Rest in fucking peace outdoor boys

my girls

This is for you, Malcolm. 🕊️

happy mother’s day to them