Boonga Atreides

I don’t think there’s anyone better than me at pooping at bars

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@bonesakungpo @ronniesugarplum @MariucciManiacs Sounds exactly like something a burner would say

@Boonga69420 @ronniesugarplum @MariucciManiacs Dude I’m an not even close to that much of a hater

Wisconsin is the luckiest team in frozen four history They have won 10/13 semifinal matchups, and 6/9 title appearances. They don’t make the tournament more than others, and definitely don’t make the FF more than other blue bloods, but they made a deal with the devil in the 70s

@ronniesugarplum @MariucciManiacs We found @bonesakungpo backup burner

@MariucciManiacs Are you trying to spin a team performing better in the postseason into some sort of negative? There’s no way you typed this out and hit send bro come on

@SACKTOSHI_ How’s it going?

Taking a blue chew before work tomorrow

@bonesakungpo @WizardKnowBall Lies!!

@WizardKnowBall @Boonga69420 found you

I ranked every Packers fan on X

@JustFreshKicks Yo wtf, one popcorn for two people?!?! Tell me how that’s one bit fair!!!

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Sports will never make me happy and I think I just have to accept that

I’m hungover at 5:00 PM on a Sunday and am now going to AYCE sushi #godblessamerica

@NBCOlympics How @selling_gathers and I go down the mountain

"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES." 😳 Dual moguls madness as Nick Page skis out of the course for a DNF while his opponent, Ikuma Horishima, barely stays in control and skis over the line BACKWARDS for the win.

@ILoveBlueBell I can't emphasize enough how serious of a problem this is going to be for my diet

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My 2026 New Years Resolution is to eat more rotisserie chicken

Braaah braaaah

@howard_rest I WAS WRONG!!!! ROLL BADGE!!!!!

@howard_rest Keep guzzling!!!

@howard_rest Howard, I have a blender at home, you could've just asked to use it!!

@69_420_burner Why specifically Trader Joe's? Couldn't any grocery store work?

Thinking about getting a new job at Trader Joe’s so I can work on my small talk skills

@tony__stark10 Good problem to have Mr. Stark

Ex Lady texted me to say she’d be in Chicago soon 😳😳😳😳

@howard_rest @SACKTOSHI_ He doesn’t, he’s just saying random things and hoping he’s right

Haircut chopped asf but what a right foot you had mate

Crazy how much the @packers dictate my mood for the week, may as well throw all possible productivity out the window!!